Monday, December 9, 2013

acrylic skrillex douche-step fandango

afsd

Okay; I’ll sneak one more in whilst DB1 stalks luggage claim.

Contest: Describe, in one sentence or less, what this Dub-Douche is doing at this particular moment in time, and/or what the Hell is going on here.

The winner gets…naught.

Aaaand:  GO.

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10:25 am December, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Picking peanuts out of Pinkie’s shit

10:25 am December, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Jakcing off the bouncer in lieu of cover charge

10:26 am December, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Admiring Hyundai tattoo on low rent dance girl

10:26 am December, 9 Vin Douchal said...

Searching the dance floor for lost dignity

10:33 am December, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Vomiting into Dixie cup after his second wine cooler.

10:34 am December, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Mouth agape, staring at pink bras while covering shame with textbook.

10:34 am December, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Starting taking shirt off, got lost.

10:36 am December, 9 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Prison bunk mate will be reminded of Skrillex twice daily.

10:38 am December, 9 FlipFriddle said...

Squattin to take a phat dump on some passed out bro whilst admiring the upside-down Oldsmobile logo tat on the bleeth in pink. Get some!

11:09 am December, 9 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Somehow zipped his one-incher up.

11:31 am December, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Wiping off his hand from his accidental discharge on the inside of his jeans. for the third time.

11:32 am December, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Trying to remove the glo-stick from his ass that his friend left sitting on the couch.

11:50 am December, 9 Dickie Fingers said...

He’s a contestant in the “worst tattoo in history” contest.

12:03 pm December, 9 hermit said...

Skrillex is wrist deep with a coat hanger trying to abort a hissing fetus.(respect)

12:07 pm December, 9 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

He was gonna get a nickle per month off of his Valtrex prescriptions, but his arteest engraver din’t speak a word of English and just fucked his chances for that credit…

12:40 pm December, 9 The Dude said...

{To the man in the pink outfit:} “Rut-Roh!”

1:17 pm December, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He was gonna get Paula Deen back on the map by selling her cookware until his tattoo artist decided to fuck with him.

1:41 pm December, 9 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He’s vomitus since he baled on hius exam and I boot fuckd him. HE is now GrebSkrillex. Cunts.

1:46 pm December, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He showing off his new tattoo that he thinks says “killer”.

3:04 pm December, 9 Guid is Good said...

Five o’clock shadow on ya stripper is never a good look.

3:05 pm December, 9 Guid is Good said...

Not to mention the ominous clown hand of death.

3:08 pm December, 9 Wheezer said...

He was bound up after too many cheese pizzas, took a dump, and is now stuck sitting on his new prehensile tail.

5:55 am December, 11 DouceYouWannaDance said...

Vin Douchal almost has it right.
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Not a Hyundai tat, but upside down Oldsmobile Alero logo. (huh?)
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http://users.ipfw.edu/hellerj/com%20491-03i/Oldsmobile%20Symbol.gif

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