Thursday, December 12, 2013

Donkey Douche Finds Love

DDFindsLove

And when Mr. Douche slowly leaned over to whisper sweet nothings to Jerzey Sophie after enjoying their tasty prime rib… it went… a little something… like this.

Whoops. Strike that.

My mistake.

Lets try again.

It went… a little something… like this.

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10:27 am December, 12 Steve said...

Donkey Douche doing the Hoverhand. I never thought I’d see the day.

10:42 am December, 12 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Unrelated. Music video of the fucking year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn3TaLKf-Jo

11:06 am December, 12 The Dude said...

It’s good you can’t hear the blonde speak, so she has that going for me.

11:39 am December, 12 Vin Douchal said...

If I wrote the narrator’s copy it would go something like this:
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Ya pays yer dues, ya do yuz time ‘n when ya gets ta step oudda da concrete womb the air will nevah be fresha, the candy nevah sweetah and if ya plays yer cards right, you’ll find some doll dumb enough to accept ya fer what ya are,….. an ex-con

11:56 am December, 12 FredN. said...

Love how Vin pops up as Donkster’s Friend!
https://www.facebook.com/DarkMarc14/friends

12:02 pm December, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah, we tight like that , and shit. Son

12:33 pm December, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Da “Mizz”?
Da “Mize”?
Da fuck?

12:36 pm December, 12 Douche Wayne said...

Her response to his gibbon call:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP8p3aJQSbU

12:38 pm December, 12 Wheezer said...

Fred, where else would we get this material? Vin’s on the inside.
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It’s a good thing her daddy’s dumb and rich, or else Donk could never afford to take her on dates.

12:51 pm December, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There is nothing Jerz about Sophie. I don’t think she’s even East Coast.

12:52 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Dark Sock
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Neurontin is for amateurs. Get Lyrica. Mix about 100mg of Lyrica and 3600 mg of Neurontin. Snort half of it and mix the rest with a few Cymbalta and dust it into a big blunt of Girl Guide Cookies and smoke your pain away.
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Get off the narcotics man. You’ll start seeing bats and shit.

1:01 pm December, 12 FredN. said...

I bookmarked her FB page earlier this year – her and her sister(s) appear to slut up Chicago in the nastiest way, and none of their pics are protected

1:28 pm December, 12 Vin Douchal said...

There is only so much oil in the ground . Son

1:35 pm December, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Donkey Douche and the Holy Temple of Cleavite

1:38 pm December, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Tower Of Power next Thursday at the local Indian casino. I’m tenth row dead center. Fucking Garabaldi
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Garabaldi, I says
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Ghost notes

2:03 pm December, 12 SonnyChibaChoad said...

@Vin. nice! Going to see Zappa plays Zappa in Poughkeepsie of all places in Feb 2014

3:34 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Does this queef bag own a shirt that has buttons beyond the sternum area?

6:15 pm December, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

With a watch that size, he should know it’s about time to pack it in for good. Pull the the Iroc into the garage, close the door, and start ‘er up.

7:01 pm December, 12 DarkSock said...

Damn, Vin, ya bastard. I’m all ’bout Mr. Francis Rocco Prestia. Bitch be IN THE POCKET with Mr. Garabaldi, and that pocket is the size of a gnat’s tar hole.
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Here’s a damn good full concert in HD of T.O.P. They come through Biloxi’s Casino Row all the time. Damn fine players.

Son.
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Rev, I am so narc’d up on painkiller I don’t think I’ll be able to shit until after Christmas. So Doc sez that sciatic nerve is decompressing into the space where the spine bone used to be that he hacked out, plus it’s rubbing up against all my angry ass meat what just got ripped open. All that to say…my ass B hurtin.
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Hurtin’ the Doodi P. Son..

10:26 pm December, 12 The Dude said...

btw, props del muchos huevos grande for the Boss’s video comparison. I was a bit concerned to play them in front of my clients today. Pictures are far less destructive to the genius-client relationship.

12:36 am December, 13 Bag Em Tag Em said...

all jokes aside…PLEASE dont touch that Lyrica shit. Its brutal. Had it prior to back surgery. Google Lyrica is evil and you will never want to try it. Worst side effects.

That being said, check out that friends list posted above and look at his friend named Tatboy.

Holy Christ on a cracker….

12:41 am December, 13 Bag Em Tag Em said...

sorry to hear that, Dark.

My L5 exploded, crushed the nerve badly. Had 2 surgeries and now my disc is mush. Going for a replacement disc likely in a few years.

Hot Yoga, son. You’ll thank me later. 7:1 ratio of skinny flexible sweaty-chested talent to middle aged creepers with free candy in their vans.

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