Thursday, December 12, 2013

Flashback: The Jerz in 2006

Flashback 2006

Ah yes.

2006.

When hottie/douchey cohabit was in its purest state of cluelessness and HCwDB was just ramping up.

I recall the days of tracksuits and hair crust fondly. Like a pimple on my nethers.

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2:01 pm December, 12 The Dude said...

It’s all so clear to me now. One giant ass wart, 6 bolt-ons and three hotts to take home – just not to mom.

2:20 pm December, 12 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

7 huge boobs

2:39 pm December, 12 Charles Douchewin said...

The future will judge their choices harshly.
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Wait.
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And this some USDA Grade A Bleeth*.
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* (may contain up to 40% silicone or other post-consumer products).

3:01 pm December, 12 Wheezer said...

If those are fakes on the right, at least she tried to be subtle. Or maybe Daddy halved her allowance.
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Regardless, that won’t halve my fapping.
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Meanwhile, Bleached Bleeth’s boobies are enhanced so much they appear to be doing their own Photoshopping and are warping that track suit…..well, warping it more than the Axe and gel overloads already did. Her right boob is shoving Punky QBII aside for its own closeup.

3:21 pm December, 12 Vin Douchal said...

Is it wrong of me to wish head lice and swine flu on these people?

3:24 pm December, 12 Guid is Good said...

Like the doctor said to me at the clinic, “Some things just aren’t going to clear up with time.”

3:28 pm December, 12 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Damn, that’s a lot of boobs.

3:32 pm December, 12 Guid is Good said...

This photo is actually from the du Pont Annual Report. True fact.

3:35 pm December, 12 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Miss Pink’s Silicon Valley is making her tipsy.

3:39 pm December, 12 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I use to like tit-fucking but the thought of creating a silicon baby just scares the bejesus out of me.

4:26 pm December, 12 DadBag said...

Jees…pinky is redefining the word “canyon”. You could have a pod race through those, complete with sandpeople taking potshots, sounding like eco-toilets at the philly airport….what? I need more rye.

5:58 pm December, 12 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Boss, say what you will about the halcyon days of the dirty jerz…but the hotts seemed a lot hott-ter back then than we’ve been seeing lately

6:10 pm December, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d like to give that skinny brunette spinner my throat gonorreah, or my cock diarrheas. Or however you spell this fucking words.

6:13 pm December, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Effin Christ on a pogo stick, I hate Jerz. These aren’t people, but a cruel and unholy caricature. Unnatureal skin color, hair color that god didn’t intend, misshapen and out of proportion breasts, noses, chins… it’s like satan is in Jerz mocking humankind with his own race of demonbeasts.

7:06 pm December, 12 DarkSock said...

Those are some Grade-A Yogurt Catch-Flaps.
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Especially him.

7:07 pm December, 12 DarkSock said...

Pretty sure he’s Tony Bobbins of the Let Go Clinic.
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Look at his teeth…THEY RULE YOU.
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8:25 pm December, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Hey Rev! How many American hookers can you get for $1,200 Canadian?

1:41 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^About the same as here I have surmised after a quick survey of the LV scene Choad The Douche Sprocket runs in. This girl plus friend run $600/hr. Probably charge you an extra for a BBBJ if you want to test your fates with throat gonorreah.

So the answer is 4. Same as here for the good ones.

Last time I did a Yankee was in Detroit a decade ago. She was upscale executive working on the side for her kids hockey expenses hott single mother type of 25.. I love single mothers, but not as much as little spinners. She was $200 but more like $300 to me because of the exchange rate back then. And there’s been inflation on account of the meds required for antibiotic-reisistant throat gonorreah.

In the great realm of the world, my young Paduan Douchble Helix, I believe that at some time in 99% of women’s lives worldwide on this tiny hologram of a universe we live in with great creations of Girl Guide Cookies weed and commodity sex, they will fuck for the economic benefit equivalent to $500 2013 $USD. Is it wrong that I say that? Fuck I’m stoned.Son
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They’re all whores. Son. Especially my mom.

http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/t-w-o-girls-are-better-then-1-sedutive-playful-weekend-specials-21/11525167

1:45 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^And check the ID, Son. I know.

2:33 am December, 13 Douchble Helix said...

“She was upscale executive working on the side for her kids hockey expenses hott single mother type of 25.”
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Not to be confused with the 100% of strippers who are “Working here to pay for college.”
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Thanks, Rev!

6:42 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Don’t give the Jerz this much credit. If this was Jerz you’d have to add 15-20 pounds per Bleeth, and at least one of ‘em would have a hook nose that would make either Menachim Begin and/or Jimmy Durante proud, if you catch my drift.

6:53 am December, 13 Dr Magnifico said...

Fuck that bleeth in pink has a set of jugs on her!

6:54 am December, 13 Dickie Fingers said...

2006 sucks. I figure my seven years of bad luck ends soon.

7:09 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Fred N.
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Guaranteed good blow cause of the no teeth and she has the appearance of a thin female Wookie (respect) with Meth-resistsnt throat gonorreah. Eeeeegh! But she comes at $50 so it’s a crapshoot.
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Bargain Charlies

7:21 am December, 13 FredN. said...

She says to ask for the “repeat client special”, which is weird cuz the only client that goes for a repeat is, to be politically correct, “special”.
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Specially retarded. Oh, go fuck all yourselves.

7:30 am December, 13 FredN. said...

WTF. So yeah, I’m going to Vegas soon. Rev’s backpage link is awesome. Lemme check that shite out…plug in my particulars…OH noes:
http://lasvegas.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/cute-asian-girl-mumu-25-25/9117447

11:34 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

I think everyone here should go to their neighborhood “Backpage” and post the skankiest hoebag jumpoff they can find
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Poofter’s Froth Wyoming

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