Friday, December 13, 2013

Friday Haiku

TheStarSpangledBooty

See? Horizontal
Stripes do make things look fatter…
…and oh so Juicy…

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‘Murican Heroes:
General Pattin’ Dat Ass
And Private Lapdance

- saulgoode42

Francis Scott Key
Inspired to write by this
Star spangled bumper

- Charles Nelson Douchely

 

The star-spangled butt
inspires hoisting on poles
Francis Scott Key cheers!

- Charles Douchewin

Flag desecration
Has never given me a
renoB, until now

- DoucheyWallnuts

It puts ass in the
Basket or it gets the hose
The big booty hose.

- The Reverend Chad Kroeger

I’d say the pledge of
allegiance to that booty
every morning

- Magnum Douche P.I.

That’s some hot flag meat
Spectacular example
Old glory is proud

- The Dude

Stretched out far and wide
See stars and stripes forever
Ha! other countries

- Vin Douchal

I’d like to run her
up my flagpole; I’m already
saluting DAT ASS.

- Wheezer

Choad Glory Lib’rates
This Broad’s stripes and bright Spandex
Our Forefathers weep

- Bag Em Tag Em

Mesmerized by ass
We forget he suffers from
Throat gonorrhea

- DoucheyWallnuts

The douchebag’s red glare
And her ass bursting bad air
like poop through the night

—-
O’ say can’t you see
Through the dimly lit night, why
the ‘bag is still there?

- hermit

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7:16 am December, 13 saulgoode42 said...

‘Murican Heroes:
General Pattin’ Dat Ass
And Private Lapdance

7:25 am December, 13 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Francis Scott Key
Inspired to write by this
Star spangled bumper

7:43 am December, 13 Dr Magnifico said...

Gun in pocket Douche
Bleeth’s trigger finger itchy
Wristdana wash cloth

7:50 am December, 13 Magnum Douche P. I. said...

Repost. Sock must have
been under the knife last time.
No matter, mock on

7:55 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Flag desicration
Has never given me a
renoB, until now

7:59 am December, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

The star-spangled butt
inspires hoisting on poles
Francis Scott Key cheers!

8:06 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would burn her flag
My putting renoB on it
Rub furiously

8:08 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

^By, not My

8:11 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts ass in the
Basket or it gets the hose
The big booty hose.

8:12 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Stars, stripes forever
And by forever I mean
I would tap that ass

8:12 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hasn’t farted
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole

8:14 am December, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

With an ass like that
Who needs uncle Sam. Cousin Sam
Has Obama phone, Son.

8:42 am December, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

The colored fellas
(respect) must be lined up to
hit that big booty

8:46 am December, 13 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I’d say the pledge of
allegiance to that booty
every morning

9:02 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I pledge allegiance
To the flag that’s on that ass
So says my renoB

9:07 am December, 13 The Dude said...

That’s some hot flag meat
Spectacular example
Old glory is proud

9:13 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Stretched out far and wide
See stars and stripes forever
Ha! other countries

9:14 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Looks like Miss Bum Bum
Has now pledged new allegiance
Welcome to U.S.

9:16 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

With an ass like that
Hope she is patriotic
Leaves ass to science

9:17 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Does she do anal?
Dang, you can drive your pick-up
Through that there hillside

9:19 am December, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Beefy steroid dude
Unaware of fate tonight
Cocckk squeezed off by cheeks

9:24 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

I’d like to run her
up my flagpole; I’m already
saluting DAT ASS.

9:27 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

I pledge allegiance
to that ass, with Vaseline
and sore wrists for all.

9:28 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Oh, and by the way…..
did I mention her great ass?
I’m pitchin’ a tent.

9:29 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Yankee Douche Dan D.
might get a notta if not
for sword tat; Stage 1?

9:38 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Missed a syllable
in first haiku; distracted
by wondrous buttcheeks.

9:40 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

The 51st state
will be noted by my load
between her sweet cheeks.
.
.
(Yes, I think I’ve shot my wad on her ass.)

9:40 am December, 13 Charles Douchewin said...

Oh beautiful for
spacious stripes, on her ample
(mix-a-lot) weight gain.

9:41 am December, 13 Wheezer said...

Try to be funny,
overcome by lust; I know
I’m not alone here.

10:05 am December, 13 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Choad Glory Lib’rates
This Broad’s stripes and bright Spandex
Our Forefathers weep

10:29 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mesmerized by ass
We forget he suffers from
Throat gonorrhea

10:54 am December, 13 hermit said...

The douchebag’s red glare
And her ass bursting bad air
like poop through the night

11:00 am December, 13 hermit said...

O’ say can’t you see
Through the dimly lit night, why
the ‘bag is still there?

11:03 am December, 13 hermit said...

Broad stripes and bright stars
O’ say do those star spangled
butt cheeks do anal?

11:09 am December, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Hermit FTW

12:47 pm December, 13 DarkSock said...

I knew my reasons
For waiting to post were sound
Until Hermit came.
….
Well, that as well as
The fact that I keep passing
Out on narcotics.

8:27 pm December, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Ass: I salute thee!
You may not see it but I
Stand at attention

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