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10:42 am December, 17 FredN. said...

Neck tat guy, standing on table guy, fratjock guy, WTF is going on here? Oh yeah, Mr. Creosote guy. I didn’t see you there.

10:50 am December, 17 Vin Douchal said...

At the beginning of the evening, the buffet had a pyramid of shrimp

10:50 am December, 17 Vin Douchal said...

At the beginning of the evening, the men’s room smelled clean

10:55 am December, 17 Ed Hardy Har Har said...

Behind all the smiles, you know John ain’t getting nothing tonight from those girls. Except a sinking feeling of frustration, and a strong desire to visit PornHub.

11:27 am December, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

John Largemans blood type is egg nog.

11:28 am December, 17 Steve said...

I think this may be that guy that one of the news channels did a special on a few years ago. He lost like 500 pounds, but then gained most of it back. If it is him, he has a compulsion for eating due to being molested as a child. So, not jumping to conclusions but if it is him, you should take this pic down.

11:29 am December, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

At the beginning of the evening, John Largeman cleaned the lint out of his front butt.

11:37 am December, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Steve: Don’t be a Debbie-downer. Just get your mock on and roll with it. These pictures aren’t going to ridicule themselves.

11:38 am December, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

At the beginning of the evening, John Largeman could see his penis

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without a mirror

11:57 am December, 17 FredN. said...

Wrong dude, “Steve”:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/06/david-smith-regains-weight_n_1574170.html

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Now, “Steve”, if you want your pic down just say so.

12:01 pm December, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You can bring Pharaoh’s daughters to the mountain, but you can’t make them drunk and shit. Son.

12:03 pm December, 17 purpledrank said...

The King and Queens of the 2013 Cincinnati Pimp ‘n Ho Ball.

12:22 pm December, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The bleeths can hear him lactating.

12:23 pm December, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All the bleeths got sea sick after hugging him.

12:24 pm December, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

The bleeth on the left lost her arm and she ain’t gettin’ it back anytime soon.

12:25 pm December, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All the bleeths think hugging him is like is like playing in a ball pit filled with hams.

12:26 pm December, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

All the bleeths are listening to see who wins their bet of which artery hardens first.

3:32 pm December, 17 jonezy said...

^D-Fingers FTW

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At the beginning of the evening, J Largeman used his anus attachment on the Dyson to prevent another Christmas holocaust like he caused at the VFW in 2007.

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At the beginning of the evening, J Largeman laid out his clothes for the night and the local fumigators union issued an invoice to his apartment building.

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At the beginning of the evening, J Largeman hit the polar bear exhibit at the zoo to “freshen up”

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At the beginning of the evening, J Largeman deposited a turducken into his folds so it would hit a moist 135 degree internal temp by the time the bar closed.

Moist I says.

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At the beginning of the evening, J Largeman fellated himself. And by fellated I mean shat.

4:28 pm December, 17 The Dude said...

“Go on, it’s wafer thin, Mr. Largeman!”

5:12 pm December, 17 Guid is Good said...

Never eat meringue in a red shirt around Christmas. People think you are a house decoration.

2:28 pm December, 18 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

Would that be five Easy nieces. See what I did there?