Friday, December 20, 2013

Friday Haiku

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Hey, Look – it’s Douche Punk.
He’s up all night to Get Some;
All night, Spanks Monkey.

She hired a Ninja
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

- The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Tila Tequila
Took t!ts out, dates a robot
Has hit rock bottom

- DoucheyWallnuts

Helmet hides the shame
he feels all over his face.
Shame and lip herpes.

- Jacques Doucheteau

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7:12 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She hired a Ninja
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.

7:12 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Flat chested Kim Bang
still gives me the renober
Oh, and fuck you all

7:13 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yellow Peril of
A featha, flocky, flocky
Together, long time.

7:14 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the throwing
Stars in the basket, or it gets
The hose. Kung Fu Hose.

7:16 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

David Carridine
Auto death a hoax. Waxes
Poetic Cosplay.

7:17 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Crotchhopper. Snatch the
Pebble from my clit and you
Make jerk off alone.

7:19 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

We all know Dark Sock
Had surgery. Body cast
Very stylish.

7:20 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Extra small condom
Wrapper beside Bud Lite can.
She sucky small time.

7:21 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Oriental chicks are
Fun, but half an hour later
You forget their name.

7:23 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Small tits suggest that
Douchey Wallnuts may be first
To call for Tranny.

7:24 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Photobomber Drake
Says hello with stupid death
Metal sign. Peace Son.

7:29 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

She wears a plaid skirt
since the Reverend Chad was
in her monkey hole

7:34 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tila Tequila
Took tits out, dates a robot
Has hit rock bottom

7:47 am December, 20 Dr Magnifico said...

Bay Citee Rolla
No tittays but I’d do her
Hang loose largeman missing thumb

7:55 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Let’s see how many
Racist stereotypes we
Can get in Haiku

8:09 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She has smaller tits
Than the fine slanty chick I
Ass fucked last week Son.

8:10 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Asian Trannies are
Usually much hotter
And have bigger tits

8:10 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If anybody
Hasn’t banged a chink broad think
Horizontal gash.

8:11 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Full body condom
Makes Kim Bang horny long time
she ready for hose

8:12 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Chinese girls are cute.
They have tight, neat fuck slots and
Smell like soiled kitten.

8:14 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And by soiled kitten,
I mean fried rice with lots of
Onions. I love onions.

8:17 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It’s a snow day for
Reverend Chad. I think I
Order Chinese (silent respect) for lunch.

8:18 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And roll a big joint
First after the boys finish my
Driveway for a gram.

8:30 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The scent of scallions
Wafts across dance floor. Kim Chee
Loves Gwailo long time

8:33 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Dumpling Snapper
Is her nickname. Bite size and
Very edible

8:35 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I prefer Ceasar
Romero Joker over
Dead Heath Ledger one

8:37 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Do I smell sushi?
Or is it the sashimi?
It’s probably her

8:39 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d rub wasabi
On her Giant Clam Roll. Munch
Numnumnumnumnum

8:45 am December, 20 The Dude said...

School girl skirt looks great
on Kim Bang’s big ol’ bum bum
bang Bang’s bum bum, bang!

8:46 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Double entendres
Using sushi references
Like beating dead horse

8:49 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

More Korean slurs
Are needed for us to be
Truly offensive

8:58 am December, 20 UFO Destroyers said...

And do not forget
the Vietnamese. Her dad
was a G. I. Joe.
.
Duke, Ripcord, and
Snake Eyes went gang bang bang bang
in Saigon. Hasbros.

8:59 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Gran Torino II
Hmong get all ninja gangster.
Get off fuccen lawn!

9:00 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hope the casual
Readers of Haiku comments
Are not damn racists.

9:02 am December, 20 Dickie Fingers said...

Hey look – it’s Douche Punk
he’s up all night to get some
Korean Kimchee

9:03 am December, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Ninja’s all like, Hey
Baby! Kimchee doesn’t dig
Black Power Ranger.

9:47 am December, 20 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Pho Bo meets Gwailo
Fuckee Suckee Long time, Joe?
Alabama Blacksnake

9:52 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

From the Slope of her Mons
And the look of her Pie, she
Must be a Spinner

10:02 am December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

R2D2′s Bro
Won’t need to Roofie this Bleeth
She’s into robots

10:51 am December, 20 The Dude said...

Seeing Kim Bang here makes
The longest night of the year
Seem a bit shorter

10:55 am December, 20 The Dude said...

Kim Chee Bang is good
For insult to Koreans
An yong ha se yo

11:17 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Rental costume that
the last guy sneezed in a lot.
It smells like cheese curds.

11:20 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Helmet hides the shame
he feels all over his face.
Shame and lip herpes.

11:25 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Plaid skirt allows for
air flow ’round yeast infection.
That there’s some daft funk.

11:29 am December, 20 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Fuck an Asian chick
You feel big after they bleed
from bottoming out

11:58 am December, 20 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Fidget the Midget
Too many shots with Daft Skunk
Loss of Technologic

11:59 am December, 20 Bag Em Tag Em said...

Lacks Technologic

damn short term memory…

12:32 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Jacques FTW all-time…

12:43 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Regs only Haiku
New feature. Insult ethnic
Groups. Scare away Noobs.

12:47 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The stench from Gook Twat
Fills the air. Can’t be washed off
Torments forever

1:23 pm December, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Her Ho Chi Minh Trail
Bombarded by Jism Bombs
Jism Bombs, I says

3:01 pm December, 20 Schindlers Fist said...

Douche Vader
You are her father
The Force is Gay

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