Friday, January 3, 2014
Friday Haiku
So proud of her catch…
Trish, you do not understand
What that mustache means.
Groucho Marx just called
From beyond the grave. He wants
His mustache back. Son
– DoucheyWallnuts
Caterpillar ‘stache
Has one million tiny legs
Marie has two boobs
– Vinegar and Water
Wow, Geraldo’s son
Sure can pull the hotts. Too bad
he prefers the boyz.
– The Dude
He charges a buck
for “mustache rides.” She charges
three hundred per hour
– Magnum Douche P. I.
The age old question.
“Is that your face or are you
Snorting a Sharpie.”
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Jill recoils from Juan
his New Years Dirty Sanchez
may last forever
– creature
Snidely Whiplash Douche
Has shit eating grin. He knows
He will fondle boobs
Freddy Mercury
Lassos this lassie, but would
Rather bang a guy
Groucho Marx just called
From beyond the grave. He wants
His mustache back. Son
Freddie Jerkury
wants to go “Innuendo”:
“Oh wait, you’re a chick.”
(Sorry, DW, I see you used the name already – I should read these things, huh?)
“XS” script on shirt
describes this chump, but does the
‘s’ mean “small” or “stench”?
PTP Ruthanne
ponders life path; Drakkar and
sweat are persuasive.
Le maiden Marie
proudly displays herrrrr booBIES…..
for Pepe LePew?
She puts her boobs in
The basket before she gets
The hose. Mustache Hose
Put douche outside in
North America (any part)…..
instant stinkcicle.
His hairy forearms
Are a rarity these days
Douches shave body hair
“Cage” to right must be
for merry-go-round; Mary
goes ’round, choad to choad.
Caterpillar ‘stache
Has one million tiny legs
Marie has two boobs
Say this for Euro:
his hands almost touch the hott,
unlike brazen scrotes.
Wow, Geraldo’s son
Sure can pull the hotts. Too bad
he prefers the boyz.
Samir goes clubbing,
hopes for “conjugal visit.”
“OK, I’ll do it.”
Luigi moves on
after Mario’s demise.
Peaches, no princess.
“Take a stripper home”
night ends bad for Candi. She
normally charges
He charges a buck
for “mustache rides.” She charges
three hundred per hour
The only XS
Snidely Whiplash will see are
the stains on his pants
A young Geraldo
Won’t get to see the treasures
in Val Capone’s vault
She only eats tacos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts the ‘stache in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Fish Taco Hose.
Lorenzo Llamas
Son is very straight. At least
His moustachio is.
The age old question.
“Is that your face or are you
Snorting a Sharpie.”
This guys father is
Fernando Valengayass.
Famed fat fuck pitcher.
Hario Lopez macks
On brothers rejects backstage
At ET mixer.
Two minute later…
Tiny Tina Largeman wipes
Grin of his dumb ass.
“If you like my stache,
You should see my hairy bag
Braids. Like black Heidi.
If Shamar Moore was
There, he’d beat the unsubs face
With his big black dong.
The Village People
Don’t have a Douche character
Too bad for this guy
What’s happened to the
The hetero males out there?
Guys now look like Fems
^whats happened to all
Jill recoils from Juan
his New Years Dirty Sanchez
may last forever
Keith Hernandez brings
his game; Jenni FromdeBloc
calls for a bouncer