Two People You Never, Ever Want to Have Dinner With

Monday, January 13, 2014

Two People You Never, Ever Want to Have Dinner With

No, not even pot luck.

And by pot luck, I mean groin unlucky.

And by groin unlucky, I mean you will acquire an STD if you perform coitus.

# posted by douchebag1

@ 4:57 PM
Categories: Lawn Giland
14 comments

5:14 pm January, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s giving me the Mayan Eye of Gonorreah.

5:50 pm January, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’d give her the Tit Coitus.

5:51 pm January, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And Rev, it’s actually the Bayonne Eye of Scabies.

8:05 pm January, 13 DarkSock said...

Shiny pants is awright in my book.
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Frottagers.

8:09 pm January, 13 The Dude (remote location) said...

She’s giving me the Mayan Eye of ~May I~?

9:22 pm January, 13 purpledrank said...

Shiny pants can shine my pants any time. Just did.

10:32 pm January, 13 Vin J Douchal said...

His facial expression looks like the flu combined with the squirts and an upcoming blackout on Nyquil

12:04 am January, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I’d impregnate her mouth.

12:16 am January, 14 Jacques Doucheteau said...

His hair inspires me let kittens loose in a cage full of excessively horny mountain gorillas jacked up on Androstenediol and Viagra just to see the bloody intraspecies debauchery that ensues.

12:42 am January, 14 Guid is Good said...

Latvia’s Got Talent.

1:51 am January, 14 Wheezer said...

Wlad’s bordering on being inbred, but escorted his sexy step-mom to Kiev’s hoppin’ 80s discotheque. However, in a clear fit of defiance of her “bad mama” ways, he’s still “too manly” to wear his pink fagbag.