Friday, January 17, 2014
Friday Haiku
Brett learned a lesson:
Don’t let pine pollen get in
Your cocaine supply.
These are not the Clowns
you’re looking for. These are not
the clowns anyone…
– Charles Douchewin
Up your nose with a
Rubber hose, said Fonzie. Don’t
Know what he’d say here.
– DoucheyWallnuts
Beaker’s new gig at
rhinoplasty got results.
He won’t stop “meeping”.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
She dates the Bozos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Thinks he’ll get lucky
Sure, they wear the pink balls now
Soon he’ll wear blue ones
– Vin Douchal
With his nose so bright
Rudolph will guide his meat sleigh
Into her crab trap.
– Crucial Head
It puts the septum
in the bucket or it gets
deviated hose.
– Douche Wayne
Rudolph’s nose is red
These two must be colorblind
Or breast awareness?
Four orbs of plastic,
Bounce in the Vegas air,
Juggling sadness.
– management
Charlene found a use
For the trimmings left from her
Labiaplasty
“Ha-Cha-Cha”, thought Dad,
Peering down from above them;
“Dat’s my boy down there…”
The Clown College prom
King and Queen. Piscataway
for post-prom party!
Some maladies are
No laughing matter. Except
Sinus goiters….haw!
These are not the Clowns
you’re looking for. These are not
the clowns anyone…
Bob and Charlene tied
For gold while competing in
“Bobbing for Gonads”.
Karl Malden’s children
Booze and snort away his wealth
Through their huge noses
Up your nose with a
Rubber hose, said Fonzie. Don’t
Know what he’d say here.
I’d fuck her with that
Thing on her nose but not with
That thing on her arm
Management ran the
wrong pic again, this time its
a retarded clown.
Pink ball on her nose
Is replaced by my two balls
In dream I just had
Four objects in this
picture are round, fake and made
of silicone. Son !
There is no cure for
her strain of vaginosis
mouthwash shooters help.
Former Mouseketeers
relive the past with Amly
Nitrate and anal.
Chad tries a new life
philosophy: “Honk ’em if
you got ’em”. Still douche.
Beaker’s new gig at
rhinoplasty got results.
He won’t stop “meeping”.
Is anyone at
all surprised both go balls deep
on all their first dates?
Anne dons nose as part
of fee. Paid-to-Pose work is
not worth the money.
My groin is aching
For Charrise, her rubber nose
And her perky tits
It’s nice of them to
share Lance Armstrong’s diseased ball
as show of support.
Tony Danza-bag
plays the clown. Later that night
bleeth shows Who’s The Boss
She dates the Bozos
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
It puts the balls in
The basket or it gets the
Hose. Big Ben-Wa hose.
Keith Moon Undead
Went to Vegas. Gambled. Got
Drunken. Lost his shirt.
She has the cheekbones
That launched a thousand men
Into her fetid gash.
New ENT strain
Not bacterial but Viral
Nose Gomorreah.
Michelle Obama’s
Birthday party went downhill
After ass avalanche.
Michell Obama’s
Birthday party went downhill
When she stripped nekked.
Michelle Obama’s
Birthday party went downhill
When she ate buffet.
Michelle Obama’s
Birthday party went dowhill
When the Mosslems left.
Appointment later
“Which neuticles are better?”
When poodle gets fixed
The hepatitis
and throat gonorrhea has
spread to their noses
Juggler with his props
Also part-time magician
Third ball hid in arse
Thinks he’ll get lucky
Sure, they wear the pink balls now
Soon he’ll wear blue ones
They’re way too happy
With their new Bozo Degrees
Clown schools have declined
With his nose so bright
Rudolph will guide his meat sleigh
Into her crab trap.
I see what you did
There Dark Sock. Durante looks
On from hep cat death.
When not making the
Human lampshades. Morty
Plays big on shiksa.
Now she has three lumps
against which I would like to
slam my genitals.
A grown up Ernie
tries to pick up muppet chick.
Goes back home to Bert.
It puts the septum
in the bucket or it gets
deviated hose.
Mindy requires
urinalysis before
honking on Bobo
W.C. Fields
Had a big red nose like that
Didn’t have those tits
Candy Margolis
very desperate to catch
sister in Web hits.
Fuccen Dutch oven—–
OOPS! “Angle”; stupid hipster
is behind the lens.
John Largeman, top left,
will offer Candy something
bulbous for her face.
Candy’s sense of smell
so strong, FDA-approved
stench blocker needed.
“Up your nose with a rubber hose” (originally “Up your hole with a Mello Roll” censored for TV) was on Welcome Back Kotter.
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Barbarinos.
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