Sunday, February 2, 2014
You betrayed the law!! LAWWWWWW!!!
Greatest two seconds of all time.
It is the purity of life and language condensed and collapsed into one minimalist exchange of words that decypt and decry mankind’s futile attempts at both communication and consciousness.
I seriously cannot stop watching this. I think I’ve watched it every two hours for the past week. It is now my mantra.
Armande Assante is to acting as pre-shredded and packaged cheese is to a good onion soup. On behalf of the citizens of Earth, please keep your shirt on. Son. And stop acting.
Seahawks will lose by 4.
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They goin’ down like Hoffman.
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Too Soon?
Armande Assante sounds like a fragrance teen douches trade up to once they reach 21.
Armande Assante crafts dildos out of bologna chubs.
Armande Assante was the last thing Philip Seymour Hoffman ever saw.
Armande Assante was jealous when he saw Phillip Seymour Hoffman do this.
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Down Like Hoffman would be a good indie band name. I was feeling kind of shitty today until Sock told me PSH was dead by needle.
Philip Seymour Hoffman co-starred with Christina Hendricks in his last movie “God’s Pocket”.
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In light of this, and seeing the need to spur Rev to a better place mentally, I feel it necessary to post a reminder of Christina’s copious womanhood spilling out of her top and ladling amongst her fiery tresses like the freshest creme slathering thickly over spring strawberries.
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I’ll be in my bunk.
Phillip Seymour Hoffman knew where the FEMA death camps are.
I like boobies
It’s widely unknown that Pete Seeger, Armande Assante, and Phillip Seymour Hoffman were a well known trio.
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As I sit here in a mosquito-infested campground outside Gainesville Florida, overcrowded with wealthy Canadians, flush with their filthy, ill-gotten oil sands money, I am throwing down the gauntlet:
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I’ll wager my swollen left testicle against a dozen ripe cherry tomatoes and a half-pound of smoked sausage that Russell Wilson gets more strange in a given week than Peyton Manning has gotten lifetime.
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Also, that I’ll be in a comfortable drunken stupor before halftime and fast asleep and drooling well before game’s end.
Yes, I think we are able to agree this falls within the Stallone oeuvre.
Judge Dredd rap:
I was going to try to comment here, but I need to add a little cream of my own to Christina Hendricks’ milky while jubbly bubbly boobiessssssssssssss………………………….
See? I can’t even type “white.”
Christina Hendricks or O.D. – hmm, let’s see…am I suicidal?