Friday, February 7, 2014
Friday Haiku
He is gaseous
In his assius, like Clay
Who is Cassius.
Groundhog sees shadow
Winter of our discontent
Lasts until Spring Break
— The Dude
Tiger-print Trunks Tool
Transgendered Thai Tat-Trollop
Tuberculosis
– Bag Em Tag Em
Alex, I will take
“leeches on our economy”
for the two hundred
— Magnum Douche P.I.
There are a lot of
Turds in the pool today, where
Is Bill Murray at?
– Capt. James T. Douche
Tattooed detritus
In poolside underbelly
Create Hell on Earth
— DoucheyWallnuts
Sorry, Mr. Tats-
I cannot simply ‘Hang Loose’
This pic makes me itch
Paunchy Gunt piercing
Gets lost amidst the horror
Of tatted douchebag
Social Abortion
Plague of the Vegas gene pool
Unemployment lurks
Two Unfit Parents
“Raised” the Tatt Boy, This is why
We cant have nice things
Tiger-print Trunks Tool
Transgendered Thai Tat-Trollop
Tuberculosis
Groundhog sees shadow
Winter of our discontent
Lasts until Spring Break
Her pearls of jizzdom
Experience a long drought
Winter rain won’t help
Brad says “life is good”
in the land of minimum
wage and ratchet hoes
Ink leaks onto her.
Underwater oil spil.
Tip of the iceberg.
Captain Morgan Tatt
On right pec just one sign of
Societal Loss
She’s a dumpier
Chrissy Teigen lookin’ broad.
—til my dick falls off.
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http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/13/13_chrissy-teigen_21.jpg
She should have spent tatt
money on implants and thigh
lipo. Him a noose
Use Rosetta Stone
To Translate His Stupid Tatts
They All Read “Douchebag”
A walking disease
Infects all it contacts with
Tatts and fake teats
Tatts of maritime
adventures, yet douche can’t swim.
Call me Ishmael, Son.
Ladyboy gets tatt
of hedgehog to distract from
“her” huge trouser snake.
Alex, I will take
“leeches on our economy”
for the two hundred
‘Nil’ stomach tattoo
As in nil chance of gainful
employment and life
She has anal warts
The size of a Ford pick-up
He loves to lick them
This picture reeks of
Failure and vaginosis
The future is nil
Nil is whats in his
Bank account, H. simplex is
What’s in her vajay.
Her belly button
Displays crusted trail of load
From morning “pull out”
Camo bikini
Can’t hide that she is a skank
Who is “paid to pose”
She is no stranger
To nutsacks in her buttcrack
He remains just strange
One thing is for sure
Nil is not the number of
Dicks she sucked today.
He will be farting
Blood once the blue waffles she
Gives him hits his ass.
She moonlights as a
Chokefuck model juicing pool
Bags is her day job.
There are a lot of
Turds in the pool today, where
Is Bill Murray at?
This will end badly
When she injects krokodil
Into his Johnson.
Tattooed detritus
In poolside underbelly
Create Hell on Earth
Wearing Jean shorts and
A belt poolside offends me
As much as these two
He holds a coccktail
Floating lemon, sunken lime
“Bikini Weenie”
The Rev’s wifi in
Sochi keeps him from sending
His Friday Haiku
Aren’t many jobs
You can hold looking like this
MMA fighter?
Chrissy Teigen brings
a morning wood to The Dude
Now The Dude must work
Where the hell is The
Rev with gyroscope for her
monkey hole today