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Sometimes I scratch myself in inappropriate places even when I do not itch.
This makes me wonder.
Do we itch therefore we scratch? Do we scratch in anticipation of itch?
Does a snitch in thyme save mimes?
Can one get wine stains out of a rug using only a paper towel and generic brand Windex?
Yup. Makin’ no sense. I blame today’s Ass Pear. But no skipping ahead! Go through your links first.
It’s Friday. Here’s your links:
The Gator: The Interview. A classic from 2006. “It takes me hours to get ready because it’s all down to what makes me look the most pumped up and muscly. I’m a bit of a perfectionist.” HCwDB legends are legends for a reason.
And speaking of HCwDB classics, Joey Porsche tags Joey Porsche.
And when you Google “Oompa Prompa,” a pic of HCwDB pointer, Peaches, comes up. Interesting.
Eagle-eyed reader Grieco Suave spotted a D.B. car in Minnesota.
Stackhouse likes it doggie style. In a dress.
Meanwhile, Wolverine is Tangerine.
If the DB1 ever gets married, here’s a pic of my wedding cake.
Perez Hilton figures out that “Snooki” from The Jersey Shore was featured on my show, Is She Really Going Out With Him? first, back when we called her Nicole. This clip features one of my favorite VO lines I wrote for that episode: “This discourse has the elements of a Socratic debate, peppered in with more sh*ts and f*cks.” Getting references to Socratic debate on MTV. Score one for me.
Remember when demeaning black stereotypes used to randomly show up in major Hollywood blockbusters? Say Jim, that’s a bad outFIT! Whoa!
And then there’s this clip from Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen. Whoops, I mean this clip. Skidz and Mudflap “don’t do much readin’.”
Next thing you’ll tell me, Ron Jeremy was an extra in Ghostbusters. Here’s the full story confirming it’s really The Hedgehog. Cue “Slimer” jokes.
And from Ron Jeremy, we of course go to your Friday Ass Pear:
Enjoy. For it is Friday. And it is the weekend.
Friday Thoughts and Links
When Sharon Whose Hair Smells Like Premium Suave Conditioner with Coconut Scent cohabits with Oily Bohunk Dave, then you know life is a shriveled nad of nad prune.
Your humb narrs is heading to the big NYC next week. HC1 and BC1 in tow.
First time back since I gave up that sweet sweet East Village rent stabilized apartment a year and a half ago.
Oh how sad to be a tourist in the city of my youth.
Back when the internet boomed, the deficit balanced, new subway cars were introduced with robot voices, and many, many hot 20-something ladies watched too much Sex and the City, decided to drink cosmos and exhibit loose moral behavior.
Them’s were the days.
Now I’ll be changing diapeys and hope I can hit Joe’s at least twice.
Here’s yer links:
Your HCwDB Buy Some Shite after Clicking this Amazon Link And Help Support the Site Link of the Week: “Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.”
The Grieco virus during incubation.
Justin Bieber’s father. What’s the word I’m looking for? Oh yes. Spincterpeanutbutteraardvarklick.
My new favorite xBox 360 game: Call of Doodie.
My interest in the Winter Olympics is the equivalent of a scary balloon clown.
Have you ever seen this much muscle on a man?
Club institutes new rules for douchebaggery. I approve.
People in photos with dogs pooping.
For those humorless hipsters of the greater San Francisco area: The underground economics of Dolores Park.
The most terrible, misleading statement about pear of all time.
Here’s your moment of zen: Twenty-four hour time lapse of lawn furniture in snow.
Okay. That’s all I got. It’s a little bit scary but here ya go:
Kind of a bummer. Literally.
So how’s about to make up for it:
A Lineup of Masked Bums
Go forth and gnaw.
