Monday, June 7, 2010
Supper ‘Baggio and Clarissa Voted
2009 HCwDB of the Year Finalist bohoemeth, Super ‘Baggio, and Hall of Hott winning tasty moonpie, Clarissa, stopped by to vote in the HCwDB of the Week.
Because if your humble narrator wakes his ass up to write that thing, then you’re gonna vote in it.
That’s what Baggio said. Then he said, “Grooooooo.”
Which seriously pissed off Smoot. Who is in the process of trademarking the expression.
At first I thought the douche factor was a little toned down here until I saw the watch. The six pund watch with fake diamonds and a Chinese movement. Thank God for boobies with LED nipples! Thankfully they offset this dingleberry.
“pound” you fuckin idiot!
I remember Super ‘Baggio writing in about being “the guy in the picture” and chuckling his way through “OK, ya got me” and “I think the site is funny” stuff.
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The only question is: how many such pictures is he in? Granted, he’s minor league choad compared to the classics, and he is pointing at Alba hott Clarissa here instead of at himself. But, it’s clear he aspires to greater heights, and by heights, I mean depths. Like Alzheimer Davis and the Oakland Faiders, ‘Baggio just needs to make a commitment to excrement.
I would hate to guess what Baggio’s been holding in his mouth for all his pics, but if I had to hazard a guess, I would say it starts with S and ends with p-e-r-m!!
As Wheezer observes, he’s not yet gone over to the Douche Side of the Force, but if he makes a few more bad decisions he could become much worse, much fast.
Boobies.
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I’m off to work. You’re welcome.
I must resign my post as Reverend. That is me in my 30’s and a sunburn. Minus the douchy shirt and haircut. We just shaved bald or got military cuts back in the 90’s. I was swole. Back then we just called it rugby training.
They both need throat punches. Just my opinion.
I just love the little twinkle in her booby.
She’s perkier than a needled kitten
Wow! The push up bra is really working for Clarissa. Super Baggio is a mild douche in my opinion. Being a giant man who works out doesn’t mean douche but the bad hair and watch make him so.
Baggio looks like every guy on the wrong side of the Hudson. He just has a dumbass expression and a scrote-ish shirt.
Here’s a question:
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If the 6 pound watch looks normal size due to the abnormal size of the wearer does it count as a douche signifier?
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On a related note I was walking along the Fulton Street mall yesterday when I saw a full window display of the Sean John 6 pound watch. $50 each or two for $80. Man, the douchebags are really living the high life. Fucking douches.
if you can’t trademark something, you can always go for the names of accused war criminals.
,,, okay i was gonna save that joke for the Gator. i guess, for Baggio, he can go for phrases that remind people of a certain area of the human body.
Clarissa is all kinds of super baggy hott.
He just showin’ how many brain cells he has.