Monday, March 7, 2011

Is This Mister Lipptatt’s Holly?

Could it be? Another sighting of the perfect Hall of Hott body of 2010 award winning Mister Lipptatt’s Holly on the left?

Lets run the checklist:

1. Perfect suckleworthy curves. Check.

2. Silly glasses. check.

3. Groin shave reveal lowcut bikini bottom. Check.

4. Cohabits with annoying Vegas Douchewagons who like to fondle themselves. Check.

Yup.

It’s her. Still hott. Still circling the drain of douche culture’s grimiest choadmonkey wannabes.

# posted by douchebag1
9:34 am March, 7 tall guy said...

Yeah those jugs are fairly unmistakable. Sad to see she’s settled on the cultural baseline. That idiot wearing the white rimmed glasses is quite punchworthy too.

9:38 am March, 7 Douchey Lewis and the News said...

I’m not sold. Notice the small tat just above the sweet sweet treasure on blue hott. Holly lacks this tat. The more women out there who look like Holly and blue hott the better.

9:44 am March, 7 Miss Teri said...

Yellch, that taintstain on the right may be douchier than Lipttat himself. Holly, you sure know how to pick ’em. Is that your hoelicious friend givin’ a pseudo beej too? Like I said, you sure know how to pick ’em.
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Its a shame the guys here put you up on their spank bank mantle and framed you with their collective jizz. You don’t deserve it on account you’re such a dumbass. Hmm, but you are wearing glasses, so that means you’re smart. Hell I don’t know anymore. Douchebag logic is the most difiicult to follow.

9:45 am March, 7 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Except for the tat it could be her…if she would hang with these dickwads, she certainly could get a tattoo.

9:47 am March, 7 banana hammock said...

“Open wide Holly, it ain’t gonna suck itself”……

9:48 am March, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Not sure if that’s her unless she recently got that tatt but the bigger question is why is there grass all over the ground? Did they run out of concrete and the union contractual vortex/political influence/corruption necessary to create more said “no pay no play”?

9:49 am March, 7 banana hammock said...

ok… not that wide

9:49 am March, 7 Taint Nuthin But A G-Thang said...

Oh, sweet Holly, let me recite thee some poetry:
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I beg for thine body
Like a love sick perv
For only you, sweet Holly,
can erect my C-curve.
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Love,
Taint

9:54 am March, 7 Anonymous said...
9:55 am March, 7 Anonymous said...

Cracker – It Aint Gonna Suck Itself.

Hear that, Virgin Records?

10:11 am March, 7 creature said...

new tatt above cooz?

10:15 am March, 7 creature said...

maybe it’s not a tatt, but, migrating fungus?

10:19 am March, 7 Wedgie said...

Not her. Unless she had surgery to both change her child bearing hips and lost about half of her thigh size. Not to mention the tatt.
Holly is waaayyy hotter than this poser.
On the other hand, it looks like Seth Green might get a b.j.

10:32 am March, 7 skrag2112 said...

Is Lipptatts heiling his fuhrer Adolph Shitler?

10:37 am March, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That’s for sure her. I was in a similar state of inebraituiion the first tim. She is in a less curvy pose in his one. Son.

10:57 am March, 7 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Damn that Danny Bonadouche sure can pull some tail.

11:01 am March, 7 Wheezer said...

Danny Bonadouche? I thought it was Fred Schneider until I remembered…..

11:02 am March, 7 Wheezer said...

Maybe that’s Holly’s twin, Molly – I guess the fungal-looking tatt is how we tell them apart.

11:12 am March, 7 Ted Brogan said...

It’s definitely not Holly. This one is hotter, too.

11:19 am March, 7 Medusa Oblongata said...

Either way, she is damaged goods. Contaminated! To the fiery furnace!!!

11:22 am March, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

And by “Fiery Furnace’ Medusa means her red fur trimmed and pink velet lined snapper trapper.
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We’ve all got to make sacrifices, oh great Gorgon, you’ll need to take one for the team.
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And by one I mean pictures.

11:42 am March, 7 Ted Brogan said...

Just to make this more obvious, check out:
http://i.imgur.com/VLf6i.jpg

Notice Holly’s:
– Navel placement
– Obvious implants
– Middle-eastern facial features
– Lack of tattoo

The lovely Blue Bikini appears to have facial features with sub-quartasian influences. But the dead giveaway is the boobs. There are obvious differences, but let’s consider how one may get from one stage to the other? Blue -> White? Why would she mess with perfection by getting large implants? White -> Blue? Once you get implants that large, the damage to the body has already been done, and you can’t go back. And weight loss is out of the question, as that’d the implants stay just as spherical and appear more obvious.

11:45 am March, 7 Et Tu Douche? said...

Not but she is hott

12:09 pm March, 7 Anonymous said...

The other difference I think that bears pointing out is Holly’s succulent child bearing hips. Not to mention her plentiful, bodacious, succulent thighs.

They are still both hot by a damn sight, I say. And as for the fungus, your local Home Depot or Lowe’s has a wonderful variety of Fungicides available for your delousing purposes.

12:33 pm March, 7 cultural conscience said...

Absence of any sign of an ear lobe confirms it; ’tis she.

12:45 pm March, 7 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

I’d like to go on record as saying that the bottom of their delightful blue and white triangles look almost identical to me.

And by on record I mean boner.

3:12 pm March, 7 Lil' Fartknocker said...

I vote no. Tattoo in vicinity of GSR region is the obvious difference. However, I submit that original Holly has more thigh meat whereas the new Holly appears to have naturally occurring sunlight shining between and illuminating her pot-o-gold.

3:17 pm March, 7 Menschenjaeger said...

Holly’s mouth is wider. What? What did I say? Oh, you guys are PERVS, ghod!
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Plus, MUCH wider hips on Holly. I would eat gravel left behind after a traveling carnival for Holly. THIS girl is not my type – too slim-hipped and willowy. At least that’s EXACTLY what I’d say after she turned down my offer of a drink, and and then turned me down again as I begged through tears, begged like a wino, a junkie…

3:26 pm March, 7 Stephanie said...

I hate to be so obvious,but if he’s gripping himself,it sure doesn’t look that large. I mean that’s only an Oscar Mayer cocktail wiener.

3:35 pm March, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Archie shouldn’t grip on his Jughead that hard because Mr. Weatherby will be really pissed when he makes him have “special detention” again.

4:58 pm March, 7 Whoop-Di-Douche said...

Yea. another photo of a good-lookin’ broad with a mistake-tatt teasing the groin in a lowcut bikini bottom, HOH quality for sure, but the real piece of work is the douchebag grabbing himself in public.
Like, he never learned in kindergarten that one doesn’t do such a thing in the presence of others? Because from the looks of those tatts of his, he sure lked to play with the big box of Crayolas back in the day.

6:26 pm March, 7 soy bomb said...

Homeless Thom Yorke can sure pull on his own wang.

6:38 pm March, 7 Steve L. said...

big ugly sunglasses generally compromise forensic identification endeavors. just saying.
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that beings said, healthy and taut legs, waist, and boobies FTW.

7:33 pm March, 7 Douchble Helix said...

I don’t think anything ‘proves’ they’re the same. On the other hand, there’s a few things that make me think they are *not* the same girl.

9:55 pm March, 7 DarkSock said...

“Heil Shitler!!!”

3:37 am March, 8 Collaz B. Popped said...

The Hot’s hairlines, breast size, and tatoo = not her.

Close – fwap the shit out of the both of them,,,

4:04 am March, 8 Harley Parts said...

I was in a similar state of inebraituiion the first tim. They is in a less curvy pose in his one. Son.

10:17 am March, 8 Baron Von Goolo said...

What a wonderful world we live in where there are not only hotts like Holly, but hotts hot enough to be thought Holly.
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Just remember, voters. When we start taxing the rich, the trust fund hotts go away. What fresh hell then, eh?

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