Saturday, November 16, 2013
Eve for Hall of Hott?
A quorum has been called. The readers of HCwDB must gather. For we are to consider the nomination of A Greasepitzer’s Eve to our hallowed Hall of Hott.
To further the case, intrepid ‘bag tagger JG submits the following additional evidence of hottness for our exotic, Persian-esque, possibly Semitic, sultry vixen:
Yes, I agree that if we were to measure hott as a quantity, Eve would register of a high percentage
But is it enough for our hallowed Hall of Hott?
Vote, as ever, in the comments threads.
No. Not a change. Absolutely never. She may be hot but her obfuscation of her own identity to conjoin into a bleethed out world that has developed since the humble beginnings of the site back in the mid 2000’s decade dooms her with her for TBD (Total Bleeth Disqualification). The lefty media and the Rothschild-Hearst-Bush NWO have skewed our brains so relentlessly that these mixed breed bleeth girls and the obligatory rapper are the norm is an anti-white worldview. Please witness the following things to come out of the DB decades so fortold by Douchetradamus lo those many years ago and vote no. FUCK NO
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http://www.youporn.com/watch/7740058/kim-kardashian-fucking-rapper-ray-j/
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The prosecution rests it’s case ladies and gentleman. And by and I mean stoooooned.
No. She looks too much like that Kardashian bitch.
I’d still hit it, no doubt.
Are you two whacked?? I say Hell YES!!! The kicker was Rev’s Nicole clip. I asked myself, “WHY WOULD YOU NOT, FUCKTARD?” And then I rested my case. Eve, FTW.
I vote for a ping pong paddle & squash racket for a two handed medley of flesh thwacking & thump to both of her robustesses bosom & rump
…uh, that is all
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racketeers
She ain’t no Bette Midler.
no to HOH. However, I would reconsider if DB1 has pictures of Eve’s holy blue triangle..
Like I said before, I’m pretty sure that is the really hot Kardashian sister Kumguzzler. So sure, throw her in the HOH. We haven’t had an entry in a while.
She ain’t no Robin Wright.
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Nope. She just looks like quality tail when compared next to her homely bff and the scruffy greasepit of despair. Once you eliminate the peripherals and look a little closer you’ll find a nose job and carefully sculpted eyebrows that may form a single unit if left unkempt.
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I’d still hit it.
un mowed…she’d have a wookie in her drawers
This Rob Ford drama keeps getting better and better.
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http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2013/nov/15/rob-ford-eat-her-pussy-video
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Rev, you Canadians are so lucky.
The other day I just learned how Canada got its name.
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Apparently soon after the first settlers began forming a loose federation in what is now Quebec, they couldn’t agree upon a name. Not wanting to be preferential to any suggestions, they would construct the name randomly using the letters of the alphabet.
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So they wrote down each letter of the alphabet on a scrap of parchment and placed it into the hat. A representative was randomly chosen to pull letters out of the hat one by one until if formed a coherent word.
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And so this forgotten figure in Canadian history pulled the first letter out of the hat and read it aloud.
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‘C’, eh?
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Then the second letter.
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‘N’, eh?
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And finally…
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‘D’, eh?
It’s a NO from down here.
WE think she surrounds herself with mediocre friends to make herself more…. something.
Nominate Kyra instead from There is no God…
That’s gold Jacques. Particularly if you just made that up. Ford Nation rules. He just got a new TV show with his brother on a conservative news channel.
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She ain’t no Leslie Bibb
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http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tZPwRWauGvU/UV2ov3z97DI/AAAAAAAAgdE/0j8ggb5UnLs/s1600/LeslieBibb2.jpg
The Kardashian similarity is ….distracting, troubling, icky…..that said, she is smokin hot, like a young Liz Taylor, and I give her two thumbs up. YES
You guys,… What a buncha drama queen bitches. This chick is an improvement over that toxic twatted Kardashian cuntrag
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She’s what Kim would be if she hadn’t had so many black coccks in her rectum and mouth and the gigantic ass that can only be measured in acres. I hate her and Kanye with the fire of a thousand suns
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I say HoH, yes. She shouldn’t be faulted for being well groomed , pretty and shapely. Her only fault is she’s a Bleeth. You assholes always need more, a body of evidence to vote in. Methinks Db1 has supplied plenty ,….. Unless there’s some BIKINI shots
Gonna say no. If somebody would take a picture with a camera better than a seven year old RAZR flip phone, there might be an arguement. It looks like she trowels on the foundation.
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To our northern brothers: If this Ford hilarity was going on in the sissy parts of Canada that speak French, would anybody care?
@UFO
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The sissy part of Canada is Toronto. Gay lovin, metrosexual, fast-walkin, condo-dwelling. pho-eating hipsters and assorted lefties – and ugly chicks.. And nobody cares what goes on in Quebec, especially the huge corruption scandals and mafia in politics that took down the mayors of Montreal and Laval a few months back. If Montreal had Rob Ford I’d move all the way to Quebec, all 20 miles of grain fields and animal farms away. Lady Gaga just gave me a boner when she showed her ass on TV.
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Here’s what goes on in Quebec:
Rev, you’re leaving us hanging on your boner. Wait, that don’t sound right. Lady Gaga. Has she improved her hovercraft dress?
Another no vote from the Deep South. She’s hot, but not HOTT, and not Hall of Hott. Just something not quite right about her. Can’t put my finger on it.
Nein!!
As I lay with a cold, stoned on multiple ccough medicine narcotics,and ,beerr ,and weed and waw her on SNL. First time that show entertained me for a while. She performed a very sheerly dreesed full moon. And she’s f freaky.
Aye, say I.
Let’s see her in a bikini first.
Nah
Hmm, I suppose that *could* be a human nose.
Looks like a non-fat Kardashian, which isn’t very Kardashian… I know. That’s enough for me. HoH,
The tally so far:
NO: RevChad, The Dude, bigphatnottadouche, Jacques, douchesdownunder, UFO, Morbo, Guid
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YES: FranklynDD, MagnumPI, Jeff, DadBag, McCrude
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WTF: creature, Douchble Helix, Colossus.
Why do I wake up at 6am and do this? Why not?
She ain’t no Lady Gaga.
Nope.
Wait. I went back and looked at the HoH, and based on the bleeths already in, I change my vote to yes.
oops I missed Mrs L, so she and DW bring YES to 7. Right now it’s a tie, with three WTFs.
I think she’s on the line. So the real question … is on the line in or out?
Wallnuts – so right – take a gander at some of the barnacle laden wreckage currently in the Hall and this is a screaming breath of fresh……wreckage….I guess. Tempering my YES but its still a yes..
Nay. She’s only hot next to her wing woman, and I have the sneaking suspicion that the pear comes with a helping of cottage cheese. Also, I oppose any HOH nomination that is not accompanied by a quality pear shot.
Good points made by all. I’d totally slip it in her sausage wallet, but I agree that her Kardashianishness is the only thing she has going for her. And that ain’t a good thing.
Hayull no! Fake nose, gobs of make-up over pocked skin and a ginormous ace.
Whata y’all make of her pumpkin head friend?
No
Brezhnev eyebrows and 19-head. No fuccen way.
I think we have quorumed? I call for a decision. Can I have a second?
Nope. Too much grease on her skanky face. Where are the wholesome hots?
Kyra from THERE IS NO GOD is the wholesome-est Hot of Hotts