Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Eve Rejected

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A quorum was called.

A vote was held.

A decision was reached.

Eve (on left) did not receive the mandatory 67% of yeas required to make our hallowed Hall of Hott. And so she is denied, peacock be damned.

Better luck next Pitzer, Eve.

# posted by douchebag1
8:11 am November, 19 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

My bad…I didn’t vote. Like one of those dopes who didn’t go to the polls last November and now we have Obama again until 2016, with all of his plagues loosed on the economy, personal freedoms, etc. etc. I should have voted.

8:26 am November, 19 hermit said...

^If obama wore peacockk feather earings, I would have voted for him.

8:30 am November, 19 Scrotey McDoucheKnuckle said...

I too did not vote which is ashame because Perfect Eve is indeed Perfect. I count no fewer than 10 ladies already in the HoH that could carry her panties.

8:31 am November, 19 Dr Magnifico said...

You could fry eggs & bacon on those foreheads.

8:37 am November, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

Sorry Eve and pumpkin head, they can’t let everyone in.

8:49 am November, 19 FredN. said...

I missed the vote.

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But, I would have voted Yes, based only on the original pic.

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Once I saw the supporting documentation, I would have voted HELL NO.

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So, there’s that.

9:05 am November, 19 The Dude said...

I feel guilty, but not as guilty as I would’ve felt the morning after I banged her.

9:07 am November, 19 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Ok, no HOH, but any of you regs saying you wouldn’t tap that in a heartbeat are delusional. Her friend, meh, not so much.

9:15 am November, 19 Vin Douchal said...

I would suck her pussy until she left with a dick. You guys are a bunch of ninfucks. All this douchebag hate has left your libidos lacking.

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Although I do admit she’s no Francine. But who is?

9:46 am November, 19 DarkSock said...

I vote NO. Wait…YES. Are we voting yet?

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What are we voting for?

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Damn Percocet…where my bottle at

9:59 am November, 19 Vin Douchal said...

Her friend is ghastly

12:33 pm November, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

On a positive note, Eve has been elected to the Hall of Splooge, which has a much lower barrier for entry. And by barrier for entry I mean, splooge.

12:35 pm November, 19 jonezy said...

I have a feeling D-Sock has a date with Suboxone in the very near future. Just heard about this stuff today and don’t know why I’m not addicted yet.

1:04 pm November, 19 Dickie Fingers said...

Hall of splooge for both of them.

1:25 pm November, 19 ChoadtheDoucheSprocket said...

Eve is plenty hot, but her misaligned boobs do give one pause.

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….and by “give one pause” I mean just stopped to masturbate.

4:59 pm November, 19 Douchesdownunder said...

Fake nose, lips, eyebrows and boobs..

No, no, no. Forget Kardashians-ness, this is the Shahs of… somewhere backwater somewhere.

5:35 am November, 20 Douche Wayne said...

Is that denial with prejudice, or can she be re-submitted should further evidence be discovered?

Can I get a ruling here?

5:53 am November, 20 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

@hermit – deal. If Obama wears peacock feather earrings (and puts a rubber dildo in his mouth on national TV) I will vote for him.

BTW I think Eve’s wingman (woman) is omnipresent. Looks like one of those deals where to get Eve you have to have your own wingman with enough fortitude to do that other beast. Hot chicks always manage to get a minger for a sidekick. I guess it helps amplify their own hottness, and compensates for their legion of seething insecurities.

8:24 am November, 20 Collaz B. Popped said...

Eve is hot. Hot enough to get my azz back from a long respite – should have voted.

4:36 pm November, 20 DarkSock said...

Frank Mercurio ’16

11:56 pm November, 20 Collaz B. Popped said...

All about Mercurio 2016.

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