Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Eve Rejected
A vote was held.
A decision was reached.
Eve (on left) did not receive the mandatory 67% of yeas required to make our hallowed Hall of Hott. And so she is denied, peacock be damned.
Better luck next Pitzer, Eve.
My bad…I didn’t vote. Like one of those dopes who didn’t go to the polls last November and now we have Obama again until 2016, with all of his plagues loosed on the economy, personal freedoms, etc. etc. I should have voted.
^If obama wore peacockk feather earings, I would have voted for him.
I too did not vote which is ashame because Perfect Eve is indeed Perfect. I count no fewer than 10 ladies already in the HoH that could carry her panties.
You could fry eggs & bacon on those foreheads.
Sorry Eve and pumpkin head, they can’t let everyone in.
I missed the vote.
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But, I would have voted Yes, based only on the original pic.
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Once I saw the supporting documentation, I would have voted HELL NO.
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So, there’s that.
I feel guilty, but not as guilty as I would’ve felt the morning after I banged her.
Ok, no HOH, but any of you regs saying you wouldn’t tap that in a heartbeat are delusional. Her friend, meh, not so much.
I would suck her pussy until she left with a dick. You guys are a bunch of ninfucks. All this douchebag hate has left your libidos lacking.
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Although I do admit she’s no Francine. But who is?
I vote NO. Wait…YES. Are we voting yet?
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What are we voting for?
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Damn Percocet…where my bottle at
Her friend is ghastly
On a positive note, Eve has been elected to the Hall of Splooge, which has a much lower barrier for entry. And by barrier for entry I mean, splooge.
I have a feeling D-Sock has a date with Suboxone in the very near future. Just heard about this stuff today and don’t know why I’m not addicted yet.
Hall of splooge for both of them.
Eve is plenty hot, but her misaligned boobs do give one pause.
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….and by “give one pause” I mean just stopped to masturbate.
Fake nose, lips, eyebrows and boobs..
No, no, no. Forget Kardashians-ness, this is the Shahs of… somewhere backwater somewhere.
Is that denial with prejudice, or can she be re-submitted should further evidence be discovered?
Can I get a ruling here?
@hermit – deal. If Obama wears peacock feather earrings (and puts a rubber dildo in his mouth on national TV) I will vote for him.
BTW I think Eve’s wingman (woman) is omnipresent. Looks like one of those deals where to get Eve you have to have your own wingman with enough fortitude to do that other beast. Hot chicks always manage to get a minger for a sidekick. I guess it helps amplify their own hottness, and compensates for their legion of seething insecurities.
Eve is hot. Hot enough to get my azz back from a long respite – should have voted.
Frank Mercurio ’16
All about Mercurio 2016.