Clubaggery

    Monday, December 9, 2013

    acrylic skrillex douche-step fandango

    afsd

    Okay; I’ll sneak one more in whilst DB1 stalks luggage claim.

    Contest: Describe, in one sentence or less, what this Dub-Douche is doing at this particular moment in time, and/or what the Hell is going on here.

    The winner gets…naught.

    Aaaand:  GO.

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Tuesday, August 27, 2013

    NadaFinga Makes another point

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    I’ve seen pointer douches before, Sir. You are no Peaches.

    With great pointing comes great responsibility.

    I’m not sure what he’s pointing at. Perhaps the 2-for-1 happy hour specials?  Help me out here.

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Wednesday, August 21, 2013

    DJ Smelma Fanga introduces America’s favorite new party game

    DJ Smelma Fanga

    What is going on here, People?

    Discuss this disturbing new trend, as e’er, in the Comments Thread.

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Tuesday, August 20, 2013

    Igor Bag is droppin’ chromosomes like they hot, and pickin’ up Milfs like they not

    …Whilst his envious cousin Slav Darkly fumes in the background.

    This tawdry scene, replete with DuckFace™, makes me despair.

    Which rhymes with “pear”.

    Which begs the question – if you squeeze a grape-colored pear, will she let out a little wine?

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Monday, July 22, 2013

    The Rare ‘Bag Poselock

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    In lo these many years that I have mocked ‘bags with hot chicks, I have never run across this.

    So I dub this moncrapestry the ‘Bag Poselocker and micturate on his ancestors.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, July 16, 2013

    Douche Signs and Tongue, by Dr. Seuss

    Duh

    Do you like
    douche signs and tongue,

    I do not like them,
    Sam-A-Fung.
    I do not like
    douche signs and tongues.

    Would you like them
    Here or there?

    I would not like them
    here or there.
    I would not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like
    douche signs and tongue.
    I do not like them,
    Sam-A-Fung.

    Got nuthin’. Need a coffee.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, May 20, 2013

    THE DARK SOCK RISES

    douche goldblum is the meat in a silicone sandwich

    It’s your favorite substitute preacher, DarkSock, here for another week at the helm while DB1 takes a week off. He said something about “High Colonic”, which I presume is a sacred Jewish holiday or something.

    Speaking of deep cleansing…the theme of this week’s foray into madness will be Back To The Basics; purity of purpose. And that purpose is to mock the douchebag peacocks that fondle and soil the sacred giggle-woo-hottie. I think the accompanying picture here reminds us of why this site endures, much like a herpes rash. Take a gooood long look at this Trust-Fund-Lush-turned-Wall-Street-Pension-Gambler smirking at you from behind the silicone hills of Gold Digger Valley. Then write something angry in the comments section.

    The brave new world of serious scholarly posts begins next, Dear Reader. Stay tuned.

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Wednesday, April 24, 2013

    Guy With Oversized Pink Hat Guy Scores Kelly and Ashley

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    Kelly and Ashley will drain your pocketbook on a first date faster than you can order the specialty rice wine at Sushi Roku.

    And you’ll thank them and pray for a spanking.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, April 2, 2013

    DoucheLoaf and the Rhetorical Question

    boobs

    DoucheLoaf, pictured here with Flattered Fenny, asks the unfortunate photographer the timeless question “Yo, Brah…What you lookin’ at?” before breaking his camera and the face behind it.

    What was he lookin’ at? I leave it to the regulars to answer that question in the comments section.

     

    Meanwhile, on a different curve, here’s tangential pear as an eloquent palette cleanse.

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Monday, April 1, 2013

    Biff Smirk takes nose-ring nina to the 7th ring of the disco inferno

    disco inferno

    Biff tries to sooth increasingly concerned mid-western goddess Nina that this strange new club is completely normal… “Sulfur? Nah, Doll, that smell’s just them sliders I had on the way here talkin’ to ya…yeah, dat’s da ticket…“.

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    # posted by DarkSock
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