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Friday Haiku
Mr. Jay Louis:
What’d I ever do to you?
This is so harsh, man…
Shake it off, DarkSock…
Just pull it together, Man…
*takes a deep breath, then…*
Jill always wanted
A Chaz Bono Shit Golem;
Now what, Jill? Now what???
or
Not sayin’ Jan’s dumb,
But she clearly cannot tell
Douche from Shinola.
As always, your turn
Awaits in comments section;
Lawd have mercy, Y’all…
-D.S.
Friday is a day
Relished for boobies and mock
Today I just wipe
– saulgoode42
Sad Cathy wonders,
If Al Jolson took a shit,
Would it smell this bad?
– hermit
Double Ducky Lips
Ebony and Ivory
Perfect Harmony
– Wedgie
Shoe polish is for
loafers you silly twit. Come
here, mine need a buff.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
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PIC DELETEDTodd and Linda love
casino tribute acts like
Billy Midol here.
Harpo lost his harp
Now he plays Kim’s washboard abs
Steve’s making duck soup
– saulgoode42
Billy Midol at The Sands
with Count Plate Facey
and Quincy Ab-Bones
– tall guy
Spikey haired ass clown
Douche not a douche for tall Todd?
Great abs need suckle
– Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots
Actor playing Doug
cops feel — but not on Linda!
Todd needs an adult.
– Morbo
Poor Draco Malfoy
Now making appearances
At lame fitness shows.
– DoucheyWallnuts
What’s her Secret? Well
Instead of deoderant
she uses douches.
– Nancy Dreuche
Tatum O’ still tight
Billy Corgan grows out hair
Dick Clark close to death
– Vin Douchal
That ageing douchebag
Thinks he can postpone his fate.
Hairclub for Men: Why?
– Jeff Reed Towel Dispenser
She hasn’t exhaled
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
– The Reverend Meme Kroeger
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“So interesting…
What’s in his mind”, she thinks. Hey!
Let’s crack it open!
Violet No Regard
Grabs Liv Tyler. Willy
Wonka calles Grape Ape.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Jeffy is happy
Tomorrow the games begin
Special Olympics
– Wedgie
Purple Hayes sings out,
“‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy!”
Tranny says, “Zip it.”
– hermit
Jerzey Jackoffsky
wears Tinky Winky’s colors;
Jerry Falwell seethes.
– Wheezer
Novelty Douche Store
Nose and hat come with glasses
Bring your own assclown
– Vin Douchal
“classy” Bleeth parties
with retard little brother
mom made her bring him
– Douche Springsteen
The tragic hat tilt
Is worse than purple jacket
And the tranny’s shirt
– Doucheywallnuts
She only wears rope
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey box hole
– Nepos
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Kate’s Hot Tub Findings:
Pour brown liquid in Tony,
Brown liquid poops out.
jet of hot water
prep for colonoscopy-
new use for hot tub.
– Troy Tempest
Kate’s favorite drink
Combo in the hot tub is
Always “Jack and Cocck”
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Seems there is a use
for handlebar mustaches;
foothold to drown douches.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
Filthy, dirt-smudged bleeth,
Asks, “What would Jack Daniels do?”
Make him bearable.
– hermit
Drunken Hottub Nights
Skanks above the Vegas Hills,
This tub needs a flush.
– Mandouchian Candidate
Mustache rides are free
But are they really? Depends
On where you get off
– Jeff Nancy Dreuche
A young Rip Taylor
with his first girlfriend ever
this is why he’s gay
– Medusa Oblongata
Adding whisky to
greasy handlebar mustache
makes for toxic soup
– army (ret) douche
Part-time pool boy knows
Customers are out of town
Raids ‘fridge, fouls hot tub
– Vin Douchal
Salvador douch-i
Lusts for Anna’s paint pot, but
Clocks aren’t all that droop
– Mr. Scrotato Head
Captain Jack gets high
on own supply while bleeth gets
tgrease stains on left arm
– soy bomb
Kate never get spins
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
– Nepo
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Hey guys! It’s Rave Night
In the basement over at
RubberyJohnny’s house!
They Live! Musical
National Tour Company
Where’s Roddy Piper?
– SonnyChibaChoad
Rubber Johnny has
Cult following. These are the
Children Of The Porn
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Post Apocalypse
No more credit card bill, bro!
The Walking Deadbeats
– Mr. Scrotato Head
All eyes are ablaze
Why are the chicks bent over?
Burning pickle-slits.
– hermit
Undead shoplifters
Celebrate victory at
Salvation army
– Dude McCrudeshoes
They all looked into
The Ark Of The Covenant
when Indy said “don’t”
– Medusa Oblongata
All your hair products
They are belonging to us
Douche and bleeth zombies
– Hong Kong Douchey
Too much irony
here to make sense. Douche zombies
have no need for brains.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
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The casino band
For New Year’s Eve Party is
“Death Crabs for Cuties”
Tri-Lambdas’ revenge
not against Alpha Betas
this time, but parents.
– Wheezer
Pasties on Ta-Ta’s
Tends to lead to morning wood.
But ‘Bags are termites
– Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
So, you want band names?
Skanks nips decorated by
A Flock of Sea Gulls.
– hermit
At Tropicana
“Bring A Douchebag Get In Free”
We’re set for a week
– Vin Douchal
andom chump takes pic
of slut machines where he lost
all his life savings.
– Wheezer
Her tits never move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
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Neck Tatts and Slut Hair:
“WE ARE the 1%, Yo!”
…Unemployable…
Bottle blonde Q-Tip
Shiny building of a man
E-Harmony win.
– Douche Wayne
Shiny vest, matching
head kerchief…you know: to keep
it real AND classy
– idfma
She has crosses on
vest but there is no God. Proof
standing next to her.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
These two have it all
Together. Clothes and hair match.
No platinum card.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
No Shirt No Service?
I will mock authority
My vest in your face!
– THEONETRUEDOUCHE
Whoever said that
youth is wasted on the young
must have known these two.
– FoghornLeghorn
Three Day Suit Broker
Irregulars to dumpster
He finds vest with lunch.
– Vin Douchal
Nero diddled, while
Roma’s crotch burned. Club Zeus smells
Like Greek Tragedy.
– Bootney Lee Farnsworth
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Damn…DB1 must’ve been saving this treat up all year. Hmmmm…..how about:
“Swing with us, RevChad…”
Next morning he wakes with a
Carrot in his butt.
or, this could simply be break time on the movie set of:
“Dr. Buttlove, or,”
How I Learned To Stop Clenching
and Love the Plug”
Let’s see what you got, you turkey-bloated Nepos…
Preparation H
On his abs, but after “her”?
On his bleeding bung**
– Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
** – “Bleeding Bung = great band name -D.S.
A “Douchebag 300,
Strange sensation in my pants,
I love perky boobs.
– Bag A
Her tits never move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Those are not pasties.
That’s deadly Black Nip Disease.
They’ll both be dead soon.
– Mr. White
Free range breasts ride high
whilst hope for humanity
is brought down to nigh
– Morbo
the newest villians
in the next DarkKnight saga
Dongtastic Duo
– creature
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Kate fights the Power;
But Bruce and Jeff just want to
Occupy Ball-Meat.
Spelling “blood” with hands
Is from Compton, Sir Lilly-White
Not Danville, you douche
– saulgoode42
Nancy Dreuche poses
With brothers Emo and
Emo. Uterus sags.
– The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Tommy pays the price
For fingering the goth skank.
Yeast infected hands.
– hermit
Twi-tards get in line
early for latest Twilight
trash. All on Team Douche.
– Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
You have Beiber hair,
and flash gang signs, but the
A/V club is lame
– Ferris
Nepos nepos nep
Nepos nepos nepos *nep*
Nepos nepos nep
– Nancy Dreuche
We’re misunderstood!
‘Cuz we’re deep, and dark, and hurt
Black is the new blah.
– Mr. Scrotato Head
Pixies cover band.
Backstage yields sanctuary.
Thrown beer bottles hurt.
– Baron Von Goolo
“Dad! Christmas portraits
are cheesy!”, whines the spawn of
Baron Von Goolo
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For her big ol’ rack
I would bail on Moose as well;
“Clean-up on Aisle Boobs…”
A Your Mom Necklace
Hovering over those boobs
Means Gogurt target.
– Mandouchian Candidate
I, too, am sorry
Sorry I can see your face
Moose Diesel’s boyfriend.
– Wedgie
No worries; he’ll be
swilling “Moose Diesel” later
with other broheims
– Wheezer
Her boobs are so hot
They can fog up the glasses
On douchebag’s shirt
– ehcuodouche
A “Your Mom” necklace?
Who wants to think of their mom
When making yogurt?
– Mr. Scrotato Head
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