Groin Shave Reveal

    Thursday, January 17, 2013

    Where’s Oily Groinshave Bohunk?

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    Somewhere in the gaggle of party bros and suburban slutty hotts, I’ve carefully hidden an Oily Groinshave Bohunk.

    Look closely…

    Can you smell the glove?

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, July 17, 2012

    Chain of Fools

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    Ahhh but yes…NOW we got us some textbook douchettributes in a very strong contender for the weekly pairing.

    Class: Can you list the douchial attributes exhibited in this fine specimen of why we fight?  To prime your pump(s), I’ve listed the most obvious douchy trait in the “categories” section below the picture…

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Monday, June 4, 2012

    The Good, The ‘Bag, and the Douchey

    Groin shave reveal.

    Still out there.

    Still the douche that shot Liberty Valance.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, July 5, 2011

    Crotch Johnson and the Sara Bikini Hotties Order Bottle Service

    To some, a thousand dollars for a bottle of Grey Goose may seem excessive.

    To Crotch Johnson, it’s an ethos.

    The Sara Bikini Hotties are malnourished in all the right ways. And while a peanut butter and banana sandwich may aid their health, I pooch their underfed bellies with feral lickage and top it off with a cannoli from Veniero’s.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Saturday, May 21, 2011

    Both Ends Baldy: A very special Saturday “Caption This Pic”, sponsored by the Baron Von Goolo Foundation for the National association for the advancement of Cthulhu

    And now, a word from our sponsor:

    “Luckily, the Make-A-Wish Foundation keeps some quality tail in their Rolodex for just such an occasion”.

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Tuesday, May 17, 2011

    The Veiner Sausage

    Theory time, kids! The Veiner Sausage, whom you see here in tragic proximity to Tammi Taught-Tummi, is suffering from vascular bulge much the same as can be observed on turgid horse dong because:

    A. Like any good American, he’s doing his doodie;

    B. Grey Goose, as it turns out, curdles steroid injections;

    C. His Brown Eye is on the verge of losing the fight against the Olestra potato chip assault;

    D. He summons his pet pit bull with ninja flatulence chirps above 15,000 hz;

    E. Oh, you guys know what to do…there’s plenty of letters left in the alphabet to finish this list…

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Wednesday, April 6, 2011

    When Groin Shave Reveal Kills

    Sure Marty has little to look forward to for the rest of his life in outer Long Island other than occasional trips to Dave & Busters to relive his lost youth playing the retro T2 game.

    But for Jenn and Patricia, the lovely ladies of Spring Bake Fest 2011, Marty can make sure of one thing: Acid Reflux For All.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, December 1, 2010

    Mecha Hineyho

    Gach.

    I just upspittled half a spoonful of Corn Pops.

    This hottie/douchey coupling is so wrong on so many levels, not only may I create a 2010 Douchie Award just for this pic, but I may also smack a small orphan child from Paraguay with some poultry.

    Because someone has to pay for this violation. So it might as well be that stupid orphan child who keeps asking for more porridge.

    For Marissa is booble gnaw perfection. And Mecha Hineyho is inflated uberdouche. The alchemy is gut punchy wrongness. I need a drink.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, September 13, 2010

    Joey The Orange Reveals Groin Shave Cataclysm

    I almost didn’t have the cruelty to post this pic of Joey The Orange revealing his Groin Shave for the Judith Sisters at the Sorority Homecoming.

    But then I realized that G.S.R. is the most toxic of ‘bag developments in 2010.

    And, no matter how painful to the psyche or destructive to the spirit, we must witness hot chicks dealing with this crisis of modernity.

    But to ask your forgiveness for forcing you to witness this transgression against God, Vishnu and Pastafarians everywhere, I offer you, not one, but two pears:

    Moonlit Pear.
    Suelyn Pear.

    They are a mere temporary soothing balm on the cataclysm of poo unleashed by G.S.R. plague.

    EDIT: Joey the Orange responds in the comments thread:

    Haters.. they make me famous! =)

    im actually a really nice guy.. had a great night.. glad i could contribute to this lame site .. have a nice day lol

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    # posted by douchebag1