HCwDB After Dark

    Tuesday, October 8, 2013

    HCwDB After Dark…

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    Baby’s asleep…

    HC1 is off getting dinner…

    The DB1 is drunk on tasty fortified Night Train wine…

    Time to appreciate a hot tub gaggle of middle management hotts even if they led Ned From Sales in to make Douche Hand Gesture #21…

    And by appreciate, I mean apearrrciate

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, May 8, 2013

    HCwDB After Dark: Send in The Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts

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    Isn’t it rich?
    Are we a pair?
    Boobs here at last on the ground,
    Legs in mid-air.
    Send in the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.

    Isn’t it bliss?
    Don’t you approve?
    One who keeps drinking shots of Patron,
    One who can’t move.
    Where are the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts?
    Send in the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.

    Just when I’d stopped popping my collar,
    Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours,
    Making my entrance again with my usual bling,
    Sure of my bodyspray,
    My crotch it does sting.

    Don’t you love boobs?
    My fault I fear.
    I thought that you’d want what I want.
    Sorry, my dear.
    But where are the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts?
    Quick, send in the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.
    Don’t bother, they’re here.

    Isn’t it rich?
    Isn’t it douchey,
    Losing my timing this late
    In my something that rhymes with douchey?
    And where are the Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts?
    There ought to be Paid-to-Pose Slutty Hotts.
    Well, maybe…. next… year.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, February 26, 2013

    HCwDB After Dark

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    As the great eleventh century rabbi and scholar Moses Maimonides once said, and I’m paraphrasing, “there are many ways to honk a boober hooter, but only one purity of suckle pear.”

    At least that’s how I choose to remember reading it.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, January 7, 2013

    Poo Party

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    And lo, when the Tri-Hott Bikini Hotts come together to grovel at the heart of Doucheness, then hark! the Hardyclowns will say “Yo.”

    – The ‘Bag of Mormon

    Jenn Pearwoman for the “win.” Although it’s a Pyrrhic victory. And by Pyrrhic, I mean doughy.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, June 20, 2012

    HCwDB After Dark

    It may only be June, but Santa Claus always has time for Pear.

    Up late?

    Pull up a chair. Hang out with me.

    Grab a tasty chocolate cruller from the catered spread over on the alpaca lanai.

    Enjoy a lapsong souchong latte.

    And join me for a game Champagne Katie Chess Pear.

    Pawn star jokes? Perhaps.

    But first, I make my move. Bishop to Glute 3. Czech mate.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, May 8, 2012

    HCwDB After Dark: The Smell of Alpaca Poo

    Perfect doe-eyed Quartasian Corrie and her three Besties (Ashley, Kelly and Ananda) smell something in presence of D.J. Fargin Icehole.

    It’s either bologna. Or flies.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, April 30, 2012

    HCwDB After Dark: His Name is Mok


    Thanks a lot.

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    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, April 4, 2012

    HCwDB After Dark – Douche McDingle gots mad leg for ya, baby

    This is where we get a leg up on the competition, gentle readers.

    Some share booty.  We disseminate Mass Ass.

    Because of your resounding showing in the comments section, we here at the well-greased machine that is the DarkSock Satellite Office feel that you have earned a precious nugget hidden away in the Pear Reserves, like a solid gold jet ski stashed in the Vatican vaults.

    Behold – Hallowed Hall o’ Pear Legend AssPear LaPlante:   The Front Side Of The Moon!

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Tuesday, April 3, 2012

    Douche McDingle: Your Host For HCwDB – After Dark(Sock) Edition

    Douche McDingle and his little friend Penny Pearbottom called to say “But…butt…DarkSock…Where’s the Pear?”

    It’s right here, you backsliders.

    Pear doesn’t just grow on trees, you know…

    OK; I will sprinkle you with just one more.

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    # posted by DarkSock
    Wednesday, September 14, 2011

    HCwDB After Dark: Riff Raff Would Like to Show You His Spaghetti

    You seen him on TV.

    He leaves the sauce in the packet.

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