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HCwDB Sails Onward….
From the peaks of fame and fortune, celebrity worship, and Hollywood a’callin’, to the ignominy of internet passe status, HCwDB moves through inter-life as a she-beast of nostalgic oasis.
For we are, after all, the oldest internet picture-mocking blog of them all.
Almost seven years old.
Which is 145 on the interwebs.
Like a pixeled dog-ratio.
Sure I could pull the plug on this site. Say “that’s all folks!” Mark it done.
But, I tells ya, I’m not going out proudly.
I’mma limp and whimper onward, ever onward, into fading irrelevancy.
Because that’s how I roll.
And because pear.
Loading ...GoDaddy Tongue Licks My Cheeseballs
Site was down all morning, thanks to the Ad Wizards at GoDaddy, who prefer to pay Danica Patrick to take off her clothes than actually provide working dedicated servers.
Which, come to think of it, is actually a logical decision.
But the site was down alls morning and now I’m cleaning up the detritus and getting ready for some more new-column shenangians.
In the meantime, enjoy the perfection of curvy-taut Carolyn on the right. I would pitch-step through a field of nuclear daisies just for the chance to fondler her bears in the woods.
Loading ...Orangeman Jones says, “Happy New Year!!”
This afternoon, Orangeman Jones plans to invest in soy futures.
The Silk Sheer Caramela Twins are paid to appreciate your staring at their suckle thighs. While the clock is running, they pout wistfully and thank you for your attentions.
EDIT: It has been confirmed that Orangeman Jones is none other than the one and only Nick the Dick from Bachelor Party. Not looks like Nick the Dick. The actual Nick the Dick. Slow-clap please.
Loading ...The Boobsplosion of Poo
I really don’t know how to follow up the uberdouchuous and uberhottuous pairing of Mecha Hineyho and Marissa.
So here’s Steven Hawking’s lesser known “Boobsplosion of Poo” grand unifying theorem articulated in corporeal form.
Loading ...Archie Pointblank
Okay, getting over my Chive rant, lets move on to some serious mock for suburbanite double spiker, Archie Pointblank.
Rare do we find three elements of the stage 4 ‘Bag present at once:
1. Frost tipped ‘mo.
2. Landing strip chinpubes.
3. Double “rocker” armhooks.
Then factor in the stupid shirt and obnoxious wristband, and we’ve tagged an uberbag.
And while the ladies lack the overwhelm of our weekly winner, Arielle, Nichole on the right is definitely flyover state hott.
Loading ...Dave Templescrote Bothers Lori
Dave almost got away with a nottadouche.
But sometimes the ‘bag signifiers can be as small as twin douchey two-inch racing stripes carved upon one’s temple like a Mayan alter to the ancient god Scrotolaurus.
Mmmm… Lori. Tight red dress and giggle hott tautness. Add in some weird, dated 80s hat that’s reminding me of Laura San Giacomo from Sex, Lies and Videotape, and I would suckle gnaw like feral hamster.
Loading ...Assface McReynolds
There’s really only one question that Assface McReynolds ponders when he’s hitting on the Jerz Hottettes.
Is he more of a badass with glasses? Or without?
(Bonus points for finding Bemused Brotha in Pic #2)
Loading ...HCwDB on Black Velvet
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Hanging beautifully over your fireplace, or in your den, this mass produced artwork is a surefire conversation starter. Now you can dazzle your guests with hottie/douchey artwork for years to come!
And, if you’re one of the next twenty callers, we’ll even through in a free crotch rash! That’s a $9.99 value, your for free, just pay shipping, handling and Valtrex subscription.
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Loading ...Lonnie Busts a Move
And he calls it “Greasy Chests for Peace.”
I see you, three munchable party girlkins, Sue, Suzy and Suzanne. One pensive. One giggly. And one shouting “Woo!” all the way to the bathroom. As I approve of the genetic gifts offered by the potential of your wombs, I awkwardly offer to buy you an appletini and then fondle your jacket and stare at the small of your back when you’re distracted.
Loading ...Brothabag Edgar is a Monthly Winner. And Orange.
Brothabag Edgar wanted to drop by, mack on Lisa and Orangify himself, only further confusing any gender, racial, sexual or ethnic classifications that the bourgeoise attempt to place on his protean identity.
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