Hottie Shenanigans
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The Yo La Tangwads Discover Pear
I sense an odd blend of acoustic guitar, salsa rhythms, melodic rapping, and bodily fluids will emerge from this collaboration.
Loading ...A black guy, a guy with a giant chin, a herpster, and a tiny hot chick walk into a bar…
The bartender says, “Hey, why the black guy, giant chin, herpster and hot chick?”
Wait, I told that wrong.
I was just never that good at telling jokes even though I tried. In grade school, they used to call me, “the guy who was never that good at telling jokes even though he tried.”
Which I thought was a little too on-point to really qualify as a nickname.
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Katie keeps it in!
Loading ...Corporal Punishment and his spandex division
Something tells me that in this case, the rod will be spared. And Sheena will not be spoiled.
By the way, Sheena, not to take anything away from your glorious black spandex, but this is how it’s done.
Loading ...Tunahead Is About to Make an Awkward Fish Joke to Ashley
Ashley will not get it.
Loading ...Natalie’s Night of Triplefail
Fail #1.
Three douches and you’re out. And by out, I mean emotionally fractured and vaguely alcoholic.
Loading ...The Assphlegm Twins Get Lucky
Oh Glorious Gloria. You are uberhott of uberhotts.
I tongue your shoes with orgiastic delight.
How your potent smile sings melodic homilies of poetic aural dissonance across a landscape of bunnies and tree humpty hump. How I long to gnaw wistfully uponst your used bobby socks while juggling your grandmother’s seat cushions upon which you sat last Saturday while condescendingly joining her for tea before you went off to your professional pillow fight at a private party in the Hollywood Hills. Allow me to poke your buttock for but a tock of the ticking clock, and the fact of my mortality will be accepted with grace and aplomb.
Loading ...Kevin Sucks in The Gut
Loading ...Sandy Continues to Choose Poorly
Speaking of Hott Sandy, seen previously with classic HCwDB uberlegend, The Crustacean, here she is posing with her bestie, Kelly, and Standard Douchpuck, Johnny Dumguy.
Making the exact same head tilt for the pic.
Note to ladies: I know you’ve worked on the perfect camera angle for months in the bathroom mirror, but when all your Facebook pics look exactly the same, your hottness is mitigated by a crepy Xeroxian mimetic echo of reproductive unoriginality. Thus, your essence is lost. And Walter Benjamin is not amused.
Loading ...A Roadie Named Bart Gets Lucky
Lotta complaints in the threads about some of the skeezier pics over the past few days. Alls I gotta say is the douche extremes help to define the margins of alterity. And if you think any those ladies are trannies, you haven’t met a tranny.
Anyways, lets tone it back with some classic HCwDB.
Bart drops his years carrying amps for Maroon 5 to Kelly and Angela.
Kelly and Angela are supple taught pokey bounce.
They may not be classic beauties, and are trashy Bleethy with the makeup. But Kelly and Angela’s firm hindquarters sing metaharmonic odes to fractal patterns, the Universal Om, and rem-speed hallucinogenic humpty hump.
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