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Tiny Dancer Maria Continues to Make Poor Life Choices
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as:
A. Blue Light is to mosquitoes
B. HoHos are to the DB1
C. dark matter is to the red shift
D. All of the above
E. Boobs
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Pop quiz time, kids!
Party Girl Michelle is pointing at:
A. Her bestie, Kayla, who is totally, like, Woo!!!
B. The only pattern in the room not shaped like a doily puking up an ink blot.
C. The head of Alfredo Garcia.
D. The last shred of her dignity being munched on by a wayward cockroach.
EDIT: Whoops, had a premature publication last night. Carry on…
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When framing up a pic of standard creepy HCwDB poolbaggery through the lens of your camera, do you:
A. Snap the pic quickly and head for the Lobster Shack
B. Wonder if Becky might put out behind the poolhouse if you buy her a bucket of Bud Light Lime
C. Decide not to tell the girls about Aging Ron’s recent herpes result
D. Make sure the pink triangular tower in the background is coming directly out of Stephanie’s head
Answer now.
Loading ...Pop Quiz: Flingers at a Pool Party
Two Flingers find themselves in the presence of tasty taught Giggle Ladies With Daddy Issues (GLwDI) at a sunset pool party. Do they:
A. Decide to make conversation meant to get to know the Giggle Ladies on a better and more personal level
B. See if they’d like any additional food and beverages, and make inquiries as to if they’re getting cold and would like to stand closer to the portable heater lamps
C. Recount erudite anecdotes from their last academic conference attended
D. Give the middle finger to a nearby camera
Answer now.
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Here are two classic crimson douche bros we’ve featured numerous times on the site in various crypto-gay poses while pretending to hit on Woo Hotties.
Can you name them?
First to I.D. them in the comments threads wins a hearty handshake, a glass of water and a magic penny.
Yup. I have a block on these guys in my memory. Like most primal trauma, I repress.
EDIT: Readers Et Tu Douche? and Model Train Mayhem share the prize, with Et Tu remembing the atrocity that was June’s Crazy Eyes Killah (real name is Jared) and MTM fully tagging these clowns as March’s The GreasePitz. I may need to give these bronze turdsers a special dispensation to compete in the 2011 Douchie of the Year contest.
Loading ...Pop Quiz: The Nerd/Douche Dichotomy
Pop Quiz:
Judging on the evidence of Rusty and Nicole here, is there such thing as a nerd and a douche in the same conscriptive act of hitting on a girl by the pool, even as they feature a tattoo of silent film star Anna May Wong starring in “Picadilly?“
A. Yes
B. No
C. A number of comments in the comment thread ignoring the Pop Quiz entirely and instead asking “where’s the hot chick?”
I think I know how this one’s gonna turn out.
Loading ...Pop Quiz: Oily Bohunks and Ass Pear
Pop Quiz:
Q: What’s worse than seeing a smug and unappreciative oily bohunk surrounded by a sea of chompable pear?
A. The Holocaust
B. The Khmer Rouge
C. Years 5-12 of The Black Death
D. Marathon episodes of back-to-back “According to Jim,” Ludovico style
E. Nothing
Loading ...Pop Quiz: Identify the Beachtatt Pud
Using only the thigh tatts of this hovering Beachtatt Pud about to offer the lady a Bud Light Lime, name that ‘Bag:
A. Greased up alternate emo Punker Choadmuscle
B. Classic Jersey fist pumper raisin flushstain
C. Bartender facially funged Scottsdale orange tanned backwash
D. Diaper wearing bald glasses wearing hipster nerdbag
Loading ...Pop Quiz: Jimmy Pud’s Douchetributes
Pop Quiz time, kids.
Which of the following is the douchiest of all the douchetributes on Jimmy Pud:
A. Fake rolex watch
B. 80s sunglasses on a necklace
C. Flannel undies poke in a poolside environment
D. Stupid red gourami fish fauxhawk
E. The fact Mandy’s oh so soft and tender boobage has somehow, due purely to Chaos Theory presumably, wound up pressing into Jimmy Pud’s chest scribble tatt.
Answer now!
Loading ...Pop Quiz: Guess What It Says On The Back of Clownboy’s Shirt
Clownboy wants you to come at him, bro.
But what does it say on the *backside* of Clownboy’s shirt?
Is it:
A. “You Jelly?”
B. “Bros Before Hos.”
C. “Pump Fists Not Gas”
D. “My Vocabulary Is Limited And My Anger Issues Are Unresolved”
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