Pornbags
At some point we need to clearly delineate the PornBags from regular douchebaggery. I’m not sure whether these are actual porn stars. But it doesn’t really matter. That have the sunbaked genericism of porny type cali zombies. Which ultimately makes them a lesser breed of scrote.
The truly powerful ‘bags are not the sun-cooked California pornbags but hyperstylized Miami beach, Jersey or Las Vegas high roller douches. At the second tier, the Fratbags, skeezebags, lurkerbags, or just the roly-poly choads of the world.
Pornbags are like DJ Scrotes. Too otherworldly to really work up any energy over. It’s the anonyscrotes and the everyday librarian hotties who love them that drive the DB1 to distraction. The average douchebags with their arms around cute young things who don’t know any better. That’s what can drive a douchebag to drink.
Don’t get me wrong. I’d swing from coconut trees in a codpiece if it meant I could nibble on Young Anna Nicole’s sunglasses on the right. But other than the usual desire to set fire to his eyebrows, 80s Pornbag doesn’t incite me to any great degree.
