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Dirk Makes the Pukeface
Remember kids, Puke Face is inversely proportional to likelihood of post-party cubble bobble.
And if you don’t know what cubble bobble is, then you ain’t been to Albuquerque.
HINT: It involves Holy Yellow Triangle.
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And lo, the Baby Tebus soiled his diapey.
For the Virginia Slims are tasty choice specimens of warm Southern hospitality.
And by warm Southern hospitality, I mean mostly one and two syllable words followed by Jaeger shots and cries of “Wooo y’all!!” Which, on the whole, is a fair deal by me.
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Two for a dollar!
Just remember, Ashley. When they claim it’s a dollar, it might just be two dimes and a quarter.
Loading ...Morty Largeman Wishes He Didn’t Bring Manuel to the Party
Now Manuel is all over his longtime secret crush from accounting, Claire.
Morty can only sigh. And consider shaving his beard.
Claire has the elfin looks and alabaster skin of the lost Henry James novel, “Fondling of the Upper Class.”
Loading ...The Inartful Dodger
Later, he’s going to show Estella his Fagin.
Yeah, that’s right, I’m making Dickens references. Whaddaya want? I went to Trader Joes yesterday and the Real Housewives of Los Angeles kept knocking me out of the aisles with giant baby strollers and residual pilates sweat. Almost stopped me from buying my Joe-Joes. And nobody puts Joe-Joes in the corner.
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“I like to look at champagne more than boobs!”
Marty is very literal in expressing his effusiveness.
Loading ...Karl’s White Shoes
There are many things wrong with Karl’s “Standard Douchebag Circa 2007″ Look.
The matching white shoes and white belt are one of them. The smug sense of entitlement during a recession is another.
Karl’s blatant disregard for attending classes after enrolling in DeVry’s continuing education to become a refrigerator “technician” despite his Aunt Tutti’s will stating that she would pay for full tuition should he attend is yet another.
Kelly is what the French call “Le Buerre Visage.” Kelly was the hottest girl at the Iowa State Fair last night. Which says more about Iowa than it does about Kelly.
Loading ...Eminem’s Turds
Eminem’s Turds crawled out of a Detroit bathroom stall long enough to embrace Marissa, make douche hand gestures, and approve of the HCwDB of the Week.
Then they were flushed.
And yeah, these pitnobs were on the site back in the day, but I’m way too drunk to remember the whose and whatnots. So f-it.
Mmm… Trader Joe’s Joe-Joes.
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Who’s the something something with hot chicks of them all?
I know what you need.
Some ass pear ass pear.
Loading ...Asswipe With A Coors Light Bothers Kelly
Sometimes ya just gots ta title the pics like they is.
Especially when they offered the hallowed Sumerian Boob Squish.
Ain’t that right, homies?
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