Where's Waldouche?
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Monday, April 29, 2013
Where’s Waldouche? Scary But Still Kinda Sexy In an Angry Nun Kinda Way Vegas Pro Edition
Somewhere in this…
Oh hell, lets move on..
Monday, April 15, 2013Where’s Creepy Hal?
How’s about a lil’ Where’s Waldouche for your Monday morning?
Somewhere in this pic of barely legal woo hotties with daddy issues and an affinity for singing late night off-key renditions of that Taylor Swift song about sitting in the bleachers, I’ve carefully hidden a Creepy Hal Waldouche.
Look closely.
Can you grow annoyed at his ruining of sapphic harmonance?
Tuesday, October 23, 2012WHERE’S WALDOUCHE: LAKE PLACID EDITION
Hidden amongst these spring break lake sirens so woefully outgunned by their friend in the magenta Hustler bikini, we’ve carefully hidden a Waldouche.
Can you find him before Betty White slaps a blindfold on him and kicks him into the drink?
Wednesday, September 5, 2012Where’s Quartasian Sideboob Perfection?
Someewhere in this pic, I have begun to furrow into the padded recesses of upper boobistan, digging ‘neath the yellow underbrush with only a flashlight and half a box of Grape Nuts for sustenance, before writhing and fondling with twitchy affect in the ecstasies of enlightenment in the form of suckle thigh paddle slap grabble genetic exchange.
Look closely.
Can you find it?
Wednesday, August 22, 2012Where’s Fizzleface?
Somewhere in this midterm gathering of collegiate hotts and nerds, I’ve carefully hidden a Fizzleface.
Look closely.
Can you take away his bottle of L.A. Looks hair gel and flush it down the unisex toilet?
Wednesday, August 15, 2012Where is Lars Largeman?
Somewhere on this love boat, amidst the supple curves and stinky tatts, there is a semi-concealed and very pleased Mr. Lars Largeman.
Can you find him?
Monday, August 13, 2012Find Waldo…
…and by “Waldo” I mean douchenozzle.
Somewhere in this sultry stack of sapphic sensuality I’ve hidden Raspberry McDingus. Can you find him? And then beat him with a frozen rump roast?
Thursday, August 2, 2012Where’s Waldouche: Roastyhead Paid-to-Abs Edition
Somewhere in this lineup of toned but perhaps a tad second-tier paid-to-poser pooch slobbers (exept for you, Quality Mandy), I’ve carefully hidden a Roastyhead.
Look closely.
Can you find him?
Thursday, July 26, 2012Where’s Clownhomies?
Somewhere in this pic of party booble and daddy issues I’ve carefully hidden a lineup of annoying part-time Taco Bell employees who like to make jokes about what’s in the secret sauce.
Look closely.
Can you find them?
Tuesday, July 10, 2012Where’s Gruber, Annoying Techno German Superstar?
Somewhere in this pic of slender Nordic Leg Suckles, I’ve carefully hidden Gruber, Annoying Techno German Superstar.
Look closely.
Can you express no emotion to his synchronic beats?














