Indeed, one must examine the parameters to these variables. The degree of small penis syndrome would certainly alter the function. Not to mention his chub guilt/insecurity factor. It will be hard to put this into a formal equation given the multi-dimensionality of this man’s douchebaggery. It occupies a large space in which there are many solutions.

And Abs every time? I suppose he has not picked up a health magazine or talked to a personal trainer, ever. But then again, most of these choads don’t. Good luck with all those imbalances. I am sure the ladies will enjoy your walking around as if though you have water cooler jugs under your arms and hunched over like a hunchback because you ‘were trying get jacked and up your bench.”

Ted here is posing as if he is about to do an ab-flesh roll, a throwback to sea-creatures undulating their fleshy boneless bodies, which proves just how primitive he is.

Thera in the cowgirl boots has truly some of the hottest thighs this side of the Rockies. You get to guess which side. A nice little ass pear and wasp waist make her top gun…er, make him gun….uh, make the mark…ummmm….Maker’s Mark.
‘I’m outta here.

I guess what I am trying to say is that you shouldn’t take it personally. The internet is made for arguments and they can be quite robustly expressed (mine in particular). Mock on.