Thursday, November 16, 2006
Alice and the Mad Hatter
Mad Hatter: Why is a douchebag like a writing desk?
Alice: Riddles? Now let me see… why is a douchebag like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: I beg your pardon?
Alice: Why is a douchebag like a writing desk?
Mad Hatter: Why is a what?
March Hare: Careful, she’s stark ravin’ mad!
Alice: But it’s your silly riddle. You just said…
Mad Hatter: Easy, don’t get excited!
March Hare: How about a nice cup of long island iced tea?
Alice: “Have a cup of long island iced tea,” indeed! Well I’m sorry, but I just haven’t the time, Douchebag!
