Friday, November 10, 2006
Turdburger with Fries
Okay, I realize this dude is trying to construct a parody image to promote some form of music career, but seriously, WTF?
Who are you, Turdburger? Who are you really? Who are you underneath that mullet and mustache? Who are you that sports purple lips and hires hotties to circle vacantly? In what ironic self reflexive world of douchitude do you exist?
Are you for real, Turdburger? Or do you simply mock me with irony? And does it matter. Even if you’re putting on the ritz, you’re still a total ‘bag.
