Wednesday, July 18, 2007
The Chaser
I need something light after that intense Weekly. A ‘bag appetizer if you will. A tiny sampling of mini-scroad.
At first I thought this pudgy wank with a cuddly blond would be a nice chaser for the monstrosity that was The Trainwreck.
But the more I look at his Shocker, his chin pubes and his creepy football head, the more I want to cheese-grate my earlobes and dip them in vinegar.
It’s hard to tell from the side angle, but Blonde Doll makes me want to beat-box to 19th Century Irish jigs. So at least there’s that.
