Ask DB1: Does Vegas = Autobag?
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DB1 –
I need your ruling on this.
I have a trip to Vegas planned with my brother, who is 8 years younger than I am. He has his heart set on going to Rehab while we’re there, but I’m concerned about attaining douche status simply via patronage of that place.
Quite honestly, being 33 and married with two kids, I don’t feel any desire to go other than to view ultimate douchebaggery and total bleethdom in their naive environment. So, what say you?
– the motley douche
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Having made the perilous trip to the Heart of Doucheness myself, as detailed in my book, I can safely say that confrontation of the Source Virus of global douchescrote and hott pollutant can be participated in without permanent disability.
But be warned, TMD. The siren song will call to you, and it will be punctuated with cries of “Woooo!!” and a funky techno beat. Do not be swayed. Be strong of mind and clean of taint, and you will emerge unscathed.
