Gwyneth Paltrow and Designer Oompa
Gwyneth Paltrow, still lookin’ relatively good. Even after marrying into the most hacktacular echo band this side of The Led Zeppelin tribute band, Stairway to Zoso, playing live through Sunday at the “Lazer Floyd” show at the Hayden Planetarium.
Coldplay is like an alien slug from Heinlein’s The Puppet Masters. It slithers onto a real body and converts it into an empty shell of meaningless void. They are the group equivalent of John Mayer. Well packaged “authenticity” as rubric of achieving Suckle Thigh and cash from the tasteless masses, too blitzkreiged by iPod campaigns to smell out the difference between talented artists who produce art, and talented artists who repurpose warmed-over reductive U2 riffs.
But I digress. Back to this pic.
Rudolph Valentino looks very much alive. And he looks up ladies dresses, as they sadly pass him by.
