Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Is this Anya?

Is the lovely flotation device enhanced hott in the middle, the legendary Hall of Hott member, The Smearkat’s Anya?

All boobs point to yes.

And is Chinpube McNapkin on the right “the shit”? Or a turd log?

And I see you too, tiny Swedish Pixie Stick. I would humbly place my head betwixt your breasts and make creepy, gutteral cries like the mutant baby in Eraserhead.