Monday, March 16, 2009

Purple Lips and the Douche Scarf


Rapidly becoming the go-to adouchrement of 2009, the inexplicably giant douche-scarf continues its reign of error.

On Purple Lips here, note the combined Douche Scarf and Rosarie Bead combo over the unbuttoned tablecloth shirt. Extra wanky.

Even Sexy Pouty Shoulder Suckle seems more embarrassed by the scarf than by the Doggie ‘Bag position she’s being forced to participate in.

And then there’s Kevin, chillin’ in the back. Who’s just glad midterms are over.

We’ll give you a nottadouche, Kevin. Now stop slacking and save Shoulder Suckle before the Purple Lips Virus spreads.

# posted by douchebag1

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