Thursday, February 4, 2010
Bucky Upgrades
Bucky saw last night’s Pink Mesh Hat Tilt and felt threatened.
Even though he’s the 2009 Douchie winner for Douchiest Hat Tilt, Bucky, and his nearly award winning Hottest Hott, Kathy, don’t rest on their laurels.
And by laurels, I mean trade school.
Identical pose, but that’s some stylin’ quality Yankee hat, ripping its four dimensional axes tilt in the space-time continuum. This proves Bucky’s win (and our culture’s loss) was well deserved at the 2009 Douchies.
Kathy looks different. Strange. Still hot, but not quite Kathy. But I’d still awkwardly grope her kneecaps like a cauterized New York sewer rat searching for tasty fried plantains.
