Thursday, September 9, 2010
Joe Flannel and Francesca
Joe Flannel knows that Jesus died for Mayan tribal pec tatts.
Francesca knows that her revelation of The Holy Cleavite means free Cosmos.
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Awaits the ubiquitous tranny assumptions re. the fair Francesca…
^I hope not. That is 100% all natural hottness with a side of Beefbag.
The old courgar be allowed to do any dirty thing she wanted to me.
In Joe’s spare time he helps out at the local wildlife rehabilitation center by letting small woodland animal suckle the milk from his chipmunk nipples.
Ahhh Francesca…everything’s right where it needs to be except for my cocck resting in cleavite canyon.
^
would
nice edit dumbass
Sister of Buffalo Beast mumbles the firestarter spell into her hand in the hopes that Joe has used real hair gell instead of what he scraped off the glory hole n the men’s room.
If that’s a tranny, sign me up.
After recent discussions regarding tranny comments I must concur that his name is Francesco and I still think it is g-d hilarious. The facial structure is all wrong and she is a dude. But I only made it to grade 3 before years of struggle to become a beautiful girl with a 12 incher and I’m out baby. Loves ya.
C. Everett, maybe you are right. Maybe you are a tranny yourself. Maybe you know about Tranny Porn. Maybe you star in Tranny Porn. Please tell us more.
I love bikinis that look like underwear
sharktooth replacing cross on rosemary beads… jeebus sharts in disapproval
I’d bet anyone $100 that you can find these two at sellmysextape.com. The narcicsm is oozing out of these two like the red shit out of a broken Stretch Armstrong
or maybe my eyes deceive me…
either way crop circle tatts are gay
I like how the hott in the background is making a fart noise into her hand at this guy.
Thanks to advances in modern medicine, Lance was able to overcome his nipple amputation surgery with donor hind nips from a small fox terrier.
His nipples are so small they make Paris Hilton’s look like hub caps from a ’57 Chevy.
His nipples are so small they can be used as STM tips. Sorry for the geek joke but I couldn’t resist.
His nipples are so small that he gives all prepubescent girls hope.
His nipples are so small that even Crucial couldn’t milk him if he tried.
His nipples are smaller than the gardner’s dog’s.
His nipples are so small they used them to model mechanical pencil erasers.
His nipples are so small they can be grafted on to guinea pigs as spare outboard clitorises.
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clitori?
His nipples are so small they milk him with tweezers.
His nipples are so small if he wears normal cotton shirts they poke through.
His nipples are so small they can pass through the eye of a needle.
His nipples are so small she looks like an ice pick attack victim post-fuck.
His nipples are so small that Stuart Little is horny.
His nipples are so small they slit his bedsheets
His nipples are so small she needs a coffee straw to suck them
His nipples are so small because he donated them to Franseca.
His nipples are so small they said fuck it and pierced his pectorals instead
His nipples are so small that he can use rice grains to prevent sunburn.
His nipples are so small because they are squinting.
His nipples are so small fruitflies cannot smell them.
His nipples are so small that they can diffract gamma rays. Gotta stop with the fuccen geek jokes.
His nipples are so small the Nipple Fairy passed him over by accident.
His nipples are so small they were co-stars in Willow.
his nipples are so small he can wear a bra made out of contact lenses.
His nipples are so small Mexican police couldn’t figure out how to torture him.
His nipples are so small they’re technically not made of meat.
His nipples are so small that quantum mechanics has a hard time describing them. NO MORE FUCCEN GEEK JOKES!
His nipples are so small that they make his one working brain cell seem HUGE by comparison.
His nipples are so small they are American Typhus Speedo balls.
His nipples are so small they could be used as stick shifts in the craft from Fantastic Voyage.
His nipples are so small they were the spores on Star Trek.
His nipples are so small they are still looking for proof of them at CERN.
His nipples are so small that tse tse flies on his chest weren’t aware of being anally raped.
His nipples are so small that he tried to pop them as a teenager.
His nipples are so small because he just realized that the dude looks like a lady.
She looks hott…and by she, I mean not a tranny.
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I appreciate pear and hotts as much as the next horny middle-aged guy (not a 12 year old in my mom’s basement)….playing with my own penis, well, I’ve done that all my life anyways.
^Agreed. Fuck off Tranny Seekers. Fuck off!
Tranny.
Did this turn into a Tranny website since yesterday?
Not to pee in anyone’s Wheaties, but I like my girls to be girls. Some of you may have confused this site with your bookmarked Chicks With Dicks website. On behalf of myself, please go back there a.s.a.p.
Thank you very little.
Shit i feel a sense of guilt from starting off the comments on this post with a throwaway line about trannies.
Disclaimer: i meant no offence to anyone with my joke. In my defence, aside from random recons to the local shopping mall for supplies and z quick oggling at local MILFs, I am still housebound with a sprained ankle. Repeat, I didn’t want to start any nastiness.
Carry on.
If she’s a tranny I’d let her pee in my butt.
His nipples are so small he could breast feed a hobbit.
this flannel douchebag is the type of pussy who skulks around the fringes of a big fight with a confused dumb look on his face (one degree of muscle tension away from his regular look in fact) bc he fears becoming any uglier as a result of being busted open by a random swung fist wielding the power of god itself. i pity the ppl who live life while actually fully realizing they are hated by creation and yet cant muster an improvement in their worth to the human race on any level. this guy could be replaced easier than an American Idol judge. there is only one thing to do with this variety of unappealing douchebag…find them all, duct tape them together by the ankles…attach them to a wrecking ball crane, swing, swing, swing and release.
his nipples are so small…we should just rip them off bc no one will notice…and it will be fun to hear him scream
no i’m not that sadistic…i’m just canadian
his nipples are so small his outie naval has more profile
his nipples are so small he developed a fetish for Ken dolls as a child. (explains a lot)
his nipples are so small he always preferred rat’s milk (explains even more i think)
His nipples are so small he lactates by reverse osmosis.
I will contribute to the peace by making no tranny comments for two weeks. Made a few last week I think but I was hammered.
I had a ’72 Vega. The tranny was the only thing that was not biodegradable. Is there a prize here that I could win?
If she’s a tranny, then I guess I want to f*ck a tranny. Whelp, you learn something new every day, or so the saying goes!
I tried to be in the picture but I was out of focus.
Jesus was totally a fan of boobies and Mayan doomsday legends.
could the Scrotapocalypse be plagiarized from the Mayans? *gasp*
Another labor negotiation finished. Four Jack and sours at the airprt and I’m flyingg home. Another one starts next week? F*ck me. Sky waitress! Bring on the mini bottles.
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Ad his nipples are so smallthey fit inside hers.
A hearty “Huzzah!” to DB1 for creating a “boobies” category.
I’ve done that same tribal design about ten times. Way to be original, sucko. Dipshits like this paid for my house with their trust funds and lack of individuality.
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I’m still a little hazy post-op, so help me out here…..I’m not seeing the flannel. But I am seeing a douchetard who needs his ass beat for wearing a rosary like a cheap accessory. Where’s Kung Fu Jesus when you need him?
His nips are small, but his areola is smaller.
No, wait. Who gives a shit anyway?
Her nips/boobs are au naturel, no plastic-encased saline.
I pity the people who live their lives while in fact fully exploit the hatred of creation, and yet can not imagine a better value to the human race at all levels.
^OK, that may be one of the more incoherent spammings we’ve seen in awhile…
His nipples are so small because the Prep H shrank them as well.
What would Boston Douchebag do?
I would gladly bumble around her root cellar with my starchy flesh spud, while blindly grasping at her milk trucks.
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That being said, his nipples are so small they lactate quantum foam.
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Damnit, there I go with the geek jokes!
Canadian pharmacy is on drugs.
^You are a douchebag tranny seeking bunghole wiping knob loving rectum rag tossed abortion left over dickless Vietnamese boy loving testicle holder with a side of man sauce.
Yup, I guarantee that she’s never bought a drink for herself in her life.
Is Boss hungover?
Maybe “Saturday Haiku”?
Fuccen holidays….. 😉
^ “Hatred of Creation”? I saw them last year; they opened for Lair of the Minotaur.
I would throw fair Franchesca over my shoulder and carry her off to my cave. And if you hear me weaping after that, that means she wanted to play the boyfriend, IYKWIMAITTYD.
His nipples are so small they’re also rims for Hot Wheels cars.
Can we please have more discussion about HER nipples, and less discussion about his?
No
His nipples are so small chipmunks use them for buttons.
Francesca is smoldering hot. Enough said!
And nobody cares about the tatted DB…
i can’t believe ANY OF YOU actually waste your times judging photos…
she is 21 and on bad girls club miami or was until she got kicked off the 2nd episode…her name is morgan and her 4 foot douchebag sidekick is vadeem ha
This is Morgan, not Francesca and she’s pretty legit now.
its morgan from bad girls club…..look her up at tha site if U dont believe me…..she’s the first gurl dat wuz kicked out day 3 from dem otha bitches
morgans fucking both bow wow and lebron james she a playaaa das whats up! doesnt matter if she look like a tranny or what
o dat boyz name is Vadim but he just a boy toy according to bgc