Thursday, January 13, 2011
Yo Guy Says, “Yo!”
Sideways “gangsta” peace sign.
As stupid as it ever was.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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OK, perhaps Costa Rica can wait just a bit longer.
Wow, that’s some quality natural hott right there. More, please..
it’s always so much worse when the Hotts appear to be enjoying themselves in presence of such douchery.
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The gentle touch of Alexa’s hand on D-bag’s shoulder is infuriating. His armpit doesn’t know how good he has it
What up with Yo Guys face? Aside from the stupid glasses. Maybe its the ghost of the hot tub.
Before you say anything troll me. I already know this comment is crap. I’m off my game today. Bake me a Cinnamon Raison Death Log and let’s get stupid.
You may find yourself living in your mother’s basement
And you may find yourself on a beach in New Jersey
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of an ’84 Civic
You may find yourself in a shitty apartment, with an ugly wife,
You may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”
Letting the days go by, my lack of a diploma holds me down
Letting the days go by, hoping that somehow I will drown
Into the blue again, after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, hoping that somehow I will drown
And you may ask yourself, “How do I read this?”
And you may ask yourself, “Where is that homemade spoiler?”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my shitty apartment”
And you may tell yourself, “This is not my ugly wife”
Letting the days go by, my lack of a diploma holds me down
Letting the days go by, hoping that somehow I will drown
Into the blue again, after the money’s gone
Once in a lifetime, hoping that somehow I will drown
Dumb as it ever was, dumb as it ever was, dumb as it ever was…
Ah, yet another douche that has solved the age-old riddle of “How many bewbies does a bleeth have?” And just when I thought the public schools weren’t doing anything…
@ Senor Blanco
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You’re makin’ a mighty big assumption there son. These fucksticks would (a) have no idea who did that song and (b) would tell you that they heard on an “oldies” station or that their mom would play this stoopid song while she drove them to soccer practice. *sigh*
Slow clap for Mr. White. If it weren’t for the ghosty lightness at the right of the photo, I’d hazard a guess that he lightened his shadowed face in the photo so everyone can see it is undoubtedly him. We see you, son. You be douchin’.
I had slow clap once. Fuccen painful.
Once when I was a kid, my piss come out like snot
Took it forever to go away. Felt like I was shooting fire out my dick.
Good times, back in the day.
Speaking of flaming dicks, any news from Stackhouse lately?
@ DR BHD–BULLSHIT. That was voted as the greatest music video of all time for about 800 years. Now I’m sure it’s some douchewank faux nu-metal rap-rock tardcore band, but I have that album, I mean VINYL.
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Or by *fucksticks* did you mean the three turds in the photo? Sorry. I’m a little overcaffeinated today.
I would like to invite hott on the left to perform fellatio on my penis.
This just in: Limerick, Ireland declares war on Douche.
@medusa
Sounds like a Talking Heads theme night in the playpen is in order. I’ll wear a giant suit and do that chopping motion on my arm. You tie up the chicks.
A vacation away from Missouri,until you have to come back to shovel the snow.
That picture must be backwards. I thought he was saying ‘oy.’
Word, yo. I gots two – count ’em, two – vajajays at my disposal. Biotch.
And she was lying on her back
And she could hear Medusa breathing
And she could see the gleam of dildo
She’s making sure it isn’t Mercury
See hooks hangin’ on the wall
now she’s startin’ to cry
looks for mercy to Mr. White and
opens up her……
GRRR! Even with the insipid fedora and oversized shades, those ladies are delectable.
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Don’t you think the two of them could easily hold that pud’s head underwater until he stops kicking, then push him into the deep end where his 12-pound watch would keep his carcass safely at the bottom and out of everyone’s sight?
Sounds like Psycho Killer might even get some airtime in the playpen.
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I was always partial to the Little Creatures album, myself. Because throughout much of my formative years, I was infested with some.
@ Medusa
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Ah, my lovely Gorgon muse I was most assuredly “talking” about the “heads” in the pic. Both the song and the video are brilliant. I’m only on my sixth cup of coffee so I’m a bit out of it (I’m usually at about 8 by now) so I didn’t not mean to offend. That and I want no parts whatsoever of Frank.
This threesome’s favorite song is “Hold on Douchely,” by the group .38 Scrotal. I’d have a shit-eating grin and think about shooting a sideways peace sign if I was getting a threesome with the sisters hott.
Brunette’s bikini top ties in the front.
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That’s mighty convenient. Just sayin’.
@Tom Choad: It’s like opening a present.
“Wow Santa! It’s exactly what I asked for!”
scissors beats papers, son
But rock beats his scissors. Which is also the shape of my fist. As it hurtles towards his face. As punishment for being a douchewank. Cause I think, with a little negative reinforcement, this guy can be saved. I’m an optimist like that, son.
First off…..Fuck all of yall, you can kiss my asian ass, dont be hatin because you could never find girls like my friends to even give you the time of the day…..fucking losers find something better to do besides sitting on the computer to looking to find some hot girls to jack off too……Same goes to the mother fucker that created this website, you lame fuck!!!.
I live in Austin TX, come find me and hurtle a fist towards your face!!!
^Ah, yes. Another subscriber to “Internet Tough Guy” Magazine.
I’m only in my sixth cup of coffee, so I’m a little out of it (I’m usually at about 8 now), so do not not want to offend. And I want it for parts for Frank.
Mr. Darksock,
I would like to know how did you manage to create such a masterpiece of an image, for I laughed so hard that my flasks were knocked over.
Speaking as a woman, yeah, your friends are pretty. So what? The sideways “V” is still STUPID. What does it even MEAN??? Are you in a gang? Is it some sort of cryptic offshoot of American Sign Language that only pretentious losers like you know about? DUMB, DUMB, DUMB.
Guys like you do it because they need to overcompensate for the fact that they’re too damn uncomfortable in their own skin to just sit there, smile, and take a fucking picture like a normal person. They need to co-opt this psuedo-badass persona instead of just being themselves. Then, when people call bullshit on it, they get all defensive and start insulting their manhood.
I can tell you right now, no matter how interested in a guy I might be, the moment I see a photo of them pulling any kind of hand symbol, it’s an instant turn-off. REAL MEN don’t use visual crutches to hide their insecurity about their personality (or lack thereof).