Wednesday, October 3, 2012
His Name is Huang But Call Him Joe Gets Lucky
Good for you, My-Name-is-Huang-But-Call-Me-Joe. Even the ironic Herpster glasses are not enough to tag you a stage-1 ‘bagger.
For he has scored the rare and elusive Mayan-Eye-of-Coitus dreamgirl, My-Name-is-Roxanna-But-Won’t-Talk-To-You-Anyway-So-Don’t-Worry-About-It.
Assface Rich Kid New York Prep School Danny? Douche. Obvious douche. Mockworthy douche.
I really don’t understand anything I just read.
I wish I had the time (or inclination) to turn prep-school Danny into the douche version of a Tourist Guy internet meme.
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No time for love prep-school Danny.
Well if it isn’t Salma Hayek’s sister Thelma. She tried to get into movies like big sis, but instead ended up in porn. You might remember her in such flicks as “From Dusk Til Dawn: The All Night Gang Bang” Ah, good times!
I don’t understand what DoucheyWallnuts doesn’t understand after I read that he didn’t understand anything he just read
In this alternate universe, Kiera Knightly bleeth and young, blind Stephen Tyler adopted Brenda Song but for reasons no one understands, decided to raise her as a man. Also, people ride polar bears to work while wearing ass-less chaps.
I think she’s what’s referred to as “pay to play” or “she needs help paying her rent” on craigslist personals. Have fun Huang, er I mean Joe.
In a completely unrelated alternate universe, Internet Billionaire Jet Li pays flamboyantly gay-for-pay John Cougar Mellencamp to blow Transgender Cindy Crawford. Gay-for-pay Mellencap daintily daps Cindy’s pre-cum from the corner of his mouth in the afterglow.
He looks like the Japanese Emperor, which is all the excuse I need to trot out my treasured collection of olestra/world war 2 haikus:
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Seig Heil Olestra
Anal leaks uber alles
Heil der Farterland
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Hitler in brown shorts
Hirohito Frito spurts
Olestra Axis
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Aryan junk food
Stains will last a thousand years
Wagner butt thunder
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Explosions at dawn
Pearl Harbor in my Jockeys
Olean sneak attack
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Paratroops revealed
Olestra drips over France
Invasion repelled
We’ve seen Huang before
I think Dark Sock has way more olestra haikus than that.
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That is one smoking hot young Cindy Crawford hooker. It is ironic that tards like this can afford a $1000 slut that takes it in the pooper and likes to provide a good sound “pegging” to her herpster clients in return.
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Regarding headphones. Gay. Back in the seventies they were cool. Only reason to wear those fuckers now is to cancel out the echo in the drum room.
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I am preparing to do a great disservice to herpster culture for Halloweener pic.
At least he’s not John Mayer. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu0l3v_taylor-swift-calls-john-mayer-presumptuous_people
Wagner butt thunder wins everything, ever.
Dark Sock: Pearl Harbor in my Jockeys ??? wtf. Your talents are endless.
“Dreamgirl”? More like anexoric, meth and bath salts addicted nightmare.
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Yeah, Douche, I’m guessin’ she’s pretty far away from bein’ a meth girl.
And I’d just like to go on record and say I would be honored to give her my seed if I could figure out a way to be in the same room with her and not spill it on the floor or sheets first!
Two Balls Hung Low.
Meth Girl is hot.
I think the girl’s name is georgina wlison from the philippines..
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