Hottie Suckle Lauren
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Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Hottie Suckle Lauren is Lost
And the Baby Tebus burps on a bowling ball filled with feral cats.
For the Bleething has overtaken and no hope remains of savior.
Only a rapid descent into middle age, suburbia, infidelity and tinnitus.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013Hottie Suckle Lauren and Genericus Ted
It just gets worse for our wayward wandering bottle blonde as she wanders, lost, in the forest of multitudinous douche.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013Hottie Suckle Lauren Goes Gangsta With Suburban Poseur Fred
Rare is it that we find the suckle hott turn so bleethy in the presence of such a wide range of douchebaggery.
For those of us who mourn the 21st century hott’s wrong choices, Hottie Suckle Lauren is our Church of the Sub Genius. Our holy plankton.
Tuesday, June 18, 2013Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday!!
Okay fellow ‘bag hunters and huntresses, are you excited? That’s right!! Today is Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday!!
What’s Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday?
Well yesterday (Monday) we featured Hottie Suckle Lauren and her tasty smile rubbing up against Herpster Juan Assholio.
As if that atrocity wasn’t enough, I got a few more pics of Hottie Suckle Lauren in various states of douche crisis.
Like this one.
With rich cockomasmoker Douchebag Kellyn.
And society weeps.
All day.
For today is Hottie Suckle Lauren Tuesday. Which is not really a good thing, if you take a gander at Douchebag Kellyn and realize, paid-to-pose or not, this happened.
