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2:50 pm April, 5 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bring your black light and your check book…

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I find navigating to this hidden page tedious.

2:53 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

DW – keep this link handy. Or bookmark it. Son.

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2005/01/

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Or don’t. You ain’t gone hurt mah feelin’s. Or my wife’s boyfriend’s.

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Son.

4:01 pm April, 5 hermit said...

@ DW: bookmark the link, and you save scrolling down the old site’s comments thread, Son.

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@Rev per last thread:

Thanks for the wise counsel, Son. I don’t mind an occasional seizure, but the lack of sleep sucks. I watched the pre-tribulation video four times and it quelled the tremors some. I don’t believe in modern medicine or doctors so I may have to stick to aroma therapy and NyQuil extract.

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Fuck the XANAX

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…….and it’s all vanity.

4:37 pm April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

There’s more painful shit than having yo jaw broken by your wife’s boyfriend. Poor Hermit’s gonna find out when the nerve pain and cramps start. Fuck Benzo withdrawal, Y’all and shit.

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Druggies

6:38 pm April, 5 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Hermit

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Our mortal coil is only an artifice or reality until we go back to from whence we came. Get some NyQuil into you and watch this in your insomnolescent state and breath with your belly. If there is a naturopath near the cave, cash in some bottles and get flushed with a Myer’s bag with a Glutathione push to get rid of the free radicals in your synapses.

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Space is a division of solidity into entropy C2 the second law of thermodynamics.. . .But also E2= a multiplication of volume at the expense of gravitational potential.. . .

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There exists only two combinations of these two Spherical + and – vibrating sine waves, or wavefronts multiplying and dividing at right angles, they have opposite vectors and quantum spin forming the two energy states of a high wave amplitude Wave Centre or a Qubit.. . .

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In quantum computing the “Two energy States” of a Qubit, can be such things as photons, trapped ions, atoms, electrons, and nuclear spins.. . .Only difference is time dilating Volume!!

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By manipulating this process, a physicist shines a 2pi pulse on a Qubit absorbing 4pi energy and emitting C2 – their output was the negation of their input: 0 goes to 1,1 to 0.. . .the start of a Fibonacci sequence.. . .

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Stimulated emission is a process by the way of which a higher energy quantum mechanical state of an atomic particle absorbing 4pi energy t=0 now is being converted to a lower level resulting in the production of light photons.. . .A sort of fusion of wave and emission of new photon oscillations, or vibrating quantized spherical wavefronts of electromagnetic radiation.. . .

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Because everything is a ratio between opposite vectors compressing and expanding a locational 4pi spherical inward absorption t=0 and outward emission of vibrating 2pi quantized spherical wavefronts of electromagnetic radiation, that’s forming resonance antimatter matter annihilation, forming positive and negative electric charge and electromagnetic interference fields as time unfolds C2.. . .independent of the motion of its source.. . .E2=mc2c4+p2c2.. . .

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Wavefronts at right angles from all time dilating inertial ref-frames ‘particles’ of the universe cascading downward from a distance radius combine forming the sinusoidal wave medium density (space) compressing and expanding two opposing vortices at each point of space, or contracting and expanding virtual pair’s popping out of existence.. . .

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A light wave always transverses one unit of space per one unit of time.. . .In a sense they are on the edge between space and time. . ..Like drops of water into a pond dividing one unit of space/ multiplied by one unit of time dilation. . ..Because it is impossible to achieve absolute zero Kelvin. . ..Light is frame dependent space divided by time and nothing else. . ..That implies a strict equivalence between time and space as light being a constant conversion unit between the two.. . .

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The total amplitude formed by a rings series of inward spherical wavefronts at every point. . ..colliding at maximum compression points at wave crests and wave throughs always seeks a minimum. . ..are equally balanced by opposite expansion at interchanging compression points. . ..as trillions of wavefronts cancel the sum of opposite vectors mathematically is always zero. . ..leaving space with an average temperature, or pressure stillness of the wave amplitude squared.. . .

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Fimilab discovered quanta switching 3 trillion times per second from matter to antimatter.. . .

Experiments show how conversion of matter into energy through its antimatter brings about gamma rays with exact opposite momentum!!

Thus, from a quantum superposition perspective every instance of C has an anti+Compression equally balanced by opposite expansion at interchanging compression points forming the sinusoidal wave medium density (space) at each point of space.. . .Time is inverse multiplying +4-0-4+- dividing like frequency and wavelength.. . .

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The sum of opposite vectors is always zero.. . .This is the reason for the symmetry or conservation laws in human physics or why, at the speed of C, time and space are zero due to length contraction and time dilation.. . .

Therefore No time dilating inertial ref-frame of information can ever catch up with their own expanding wavelengths exceeding C2.. . .

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Because the build up of electrical potential is the same as future potential imploding 4pi energy compressing the wave amplitude within any 3D centred ref-frame generating volume of mass at the expense of gravitational potential.. . .As the frequency gets higher the Planck’s constant will be multiplied by a larger amount as the time period slows down oscillating photons within that centred 3D ref-frame.. . .

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Therefore due to angular momentum no time dilating inertial ref-frame of information can ever be sucked into a blackhole!!

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However, the Lorentz contraction of time and space is infinite within the active cores of galaxies. . ..Energy compression contracting time and space where the pair’s could not escape from being multiplied to infinity. . ..forming an equal and opposite explosive decompression of Cosmic ray jets and Synchrotron radiation expanding outward via the poles.. . .A sort of fusion of wave and emission of new Cosmic rays.. . .

Cosmic rays are 89% hydrogen nuclei, 10% helium nuclei, and 1% everything else.. . .

Spacetime was quantized into moments.. . .Only the frequency now is relative at each dipole magnetic moment of time dilation.. . .

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The greater the angle in space the greater the curvature of spacetime the stronger the electromagnetic field at that One point of space and at that One moment of time dilation. . .

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Acceleration from fuel is not a rocket nor its thrust.. . .But rather an equal and opposite reaction.. . .

Gravitation is an after effect from the continuous stimulated emissions as time unfolds C2.. . .Time after time again the constant outward momentum of the light C2 forms the inward force called gravity.. . .

Gravitational systems -1 are the ashes from prior electrical systems +1.

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The strength od the gravitational field transverses Q multiplication and division inversely proportional to the square of the distance from the source of that constant expanding light sphere.. . .as individual light spheres superimpose crests and troughs become in phase now, their space time lines will synchronize, or amplify by multiplying electrical potential along cubic dynameters compressing the wave amplitude now +4-0-4+- the shorter the expanding wavelengths dividing acceleration away from its source in unison.. . .

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Because of the geometry time is shorter at ones feet than at their head because basically the greater the energy compression contracting spacetime=0 now the shorter the expanding wavelengths.. . .The amount of radiation per unit area reaching 1 meter, then it will be one-fourth as much at 2 meters.. . .

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The energy twice as far from the source is spread over four times the area, hence one-fourth the intensity.. . .

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Concentrated Spheres at right angles, such as Earth and Sun, are surrounded by now slice layers of light of equal pressures.. . .Clouds float around the Earth in them.. . .The reason they float in curves parallel to the Earth is because of these equipotential pressures which curve as the Earth curves.. . .Curved pressures of light act as lenses to multiply and divided light radially.. . .

Now relative to the position and momentum of an outside observer all things are One absorbing energy input t=0 now are appearing as two opposite extensions of the centred One emitting C2.. . .

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Because everything is contracting and expanding a locational 4pi spherical inward absorption t=0 and outward emission of electromagnetic waves.” 

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And shit.

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Son

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6:51 pm April, 5 hermit said...

Thanks Rev.

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9:48 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

To add to Rev’s Meth-Fueled gibberish…this important piece of news regarding this still-virulent force that is HCwDB.

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DB1 and I joined forces to take advantage of the Supreme Court’s decision to allow the 600 richest mofos in the U.S. to speak unhindered (he and I are #233 and #599, respectively) to recently introduce this bill into the New York legislature:

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We deemed that in honor of the late Lou Reed NYC should verily rename the Staten Island Ferry as “Sugar Punk Ferry”.

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Sadly it was thwarted by a throng of coloured girls chanting “Doot, De-Doot, De-Doot, De-Doot-De-Doot Doot, DeDoot, DeDoot-DeDoot De-Doot Doot”.

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Sons.

9:49 pm April, 5 DarkSock said...

So I did a jihad and will seek out seven (7) kittens to stomp.

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Fatwahs.

3:55 pm April, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d fuck that CGI created exploding chick. She’s the bomb. Son. I like the athletic ones with the Mons (respect) Bridge.

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Fuck Flight 370 for fucks sake. Enough!

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8:13 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Notice the concern on Kleetus, Jim-Bob and Bill-Willie when the chick explodes not once but twice…. surely one of them said, “ Y’all need to rest a bit ‘fore ya go pond jumpin’ after a helpin’ o’ Granny’s chili….”

8:13 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Did I leave the italalics on?

8:14 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Did I leave my stove on?

8:14 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Did I leave my Gold Bond ass cream out in the open in the kitchen?

8:15 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Did I leave my home computer on YouJizz?

8:16 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Did I leave the fudgicles on the top of the garage fridge?

8:16 am April, 7 Vin Douchal said...

Did I leave the dog door closed? (SHIT! I think I did, mess awaits at 5:00P.M.)

9:55 am April, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Fucck Rev, you sound just like my students after the semester I teach them quantum mechanics.

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No wait, I take that back. You’re A LOT more lucid than they ever could or would be be. You certainly managed to get more stuff right than they usually do, that’s fo’ sure.

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http://www.actaphys.uj.edu.pl/_old/vol10/pdf/v10p1041.pdf

9:55 am April, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

test test test

9:57 am April, 7 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Man, my other comment got sent to some other alternate universe. Maybe the one the Rev was talkin’ about. Hell, he’s more lucid than my students after their semester of quantum mechanics from me.

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http://www.actaphys.uj.edu.pl/_old/vol10/pdf/v10p1041.pdf

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sing it Rev

7:15 pm April, 7 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Like Boston’s third album, Honey Boo-Boo has continued to put out the good product this year. This chick is looking better than ever in her 40’s. http://www.tvguide.com/celebrities/kathleen-robertson/159987 ……..except that her nose is a smite pointy.

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8:06 pm April, 7 DarkSock said...

@RevChad – Ironically that GIF I posted is a recreation of Flight 370 going down, as envision by the North Mississippi Flight Disaster Investigation Committee. Which still beats the shit out of what the Malaysians have done.

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Malaysians – you’re embarrassing your Pacific Rim brethren. Stahp.

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And give it up, Wolf Blitzer. You’re now the New Coke® of “journalism”.

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Son.

8:01 am April, 8 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev Chad

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I don’t remember seeing you in the quantum mechanics class I taught last semester. Did you get an “A” ’cause you sure put all my other students to shame with that train o’ thought.