"What's All This
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Sunday, June 26, 2022
Raising Arizona Iced Tea
Sometimes all you need in this crazy, mixed up, muddled up, shook up world is 90 seconds of Crispin Glover, Nicolas Cage, and Jackie Mason making wonderful and glorious music in a convenience store in 1981 to cure all your ills.
Tuesday, August 5, 2014The Great Hott/Choad Collision of 2014
Then, on a day just like many others, as our blue orb spun on its merry way, a lone seagull pooped on a lotus tree in Kathmandu.
In the reverberation of that seagull poop, an alarm was sounded. The Spirit Guide scratched its taint.
For the karmic wrongness of the universe had taken diarrhetic squat on the face of humanity. Like the seagull poop before it, it rained shmeg on an unjust and unfair world.
Why?
The sweatsock soak of the unholy Benzino comingled with the sassy lickle fondle of effervescent party girl Champagne Katie.
And, just as the Gozarians predicted, the great fungspittle war of 2014 began….
Thursday, February 24, 2005
Groupon…you’re doing it wrong.*
*Belated Haiku front-pagers posted.
Please Explain This Spectacle…
Ladies, Gentlement and Canadian: Boss had emerged drunkenly from the Llama Pen to show me how to fix das bugs.
So…we have this photo.
Words – I have none.
Please explain. As ever, in the “comments” link.
Seriously, WTF is ongoing here…?
