Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Tiny Dancer Maria Continues to Make Poor Life Choices
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as:
A. Blue Light is to mosquitoes
B. HoHos are to the DB1
C. dark matter is to the red shift
D. All of the above
E. Boobs
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E!
E cup
Orange E!
Bulbous
T. No, D. M.
Bewbs.
I’m afraid, as hott as TDM is, there is no force known to man that can prevent the eventual Bleething out. There’s life in the fast lane, then there is life facing oncoming traffic at 105mph in a rocket powered unicycle without a helmet.
Oompa booba loopity boob. I’ve got another puzzle for you. Oompa booba boobade de. If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you have some D-cups? Then go to the club that is full of douche schlups. You’ll get attention from guys with gold chains. Wristdanas, bad tatts and no brains. Wearing lots of Ed Hardy.
@McCrudeshoes, so does that mean you want me to stop searching for those full frontal pics of Ms. Maria. I feel like I’m so close to cracking that case wide open. So close. I haven’t stopped working on it since we last spoke of it. Day and night, night and day. I must have sent like 100 individually crafted email request to her email account. She def belongs in the HOH. I don’t know what’s taking so long. Back in the day she would have been in two days after her first appearance. Ah look at me, waxing all nostalgic and shit. Does anyone remember Samurai Scrote? Anyone? And where the hell is FLYTEETH?
Ed Hardly
Now, I know there’s one thing TDM has never experienced and that’s some guy sliding his peen tween her bewbies and then blasting spooge all over her face. I bet that has never happened to her. Ever. Not once.
e=mctitties
Lots of orange in this photo.
Boobs = The reason why sunglasses were invented, as Chumley on the left there is so kind to demonstrate. Scotty on the right, for some reason, is demonstrating for us why one should never visit SuperCuts®.
Nice evening wear. You can tell they enforce a very strict dress code at Club Naranja.
@Dreuche: absolutelyfuckingnot. I’m still up for naked TDM.
@McCrudeshoes, back to the ol’ grindstone then. It’s a good thing I’m a bit of a work horse. DarkSock, that is not an invitation.
Posing with ugly men makes her more orange.
I’m sorry was there a quiz? Boobs.
@ehcuodouche, nice oompa loompa verse.
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Rev Chad is weed?
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Darksock is to recreational boating?
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: John Largeman is to cheeseburgers?
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Beinlich is to deepfrying?
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Chestbrah is to Zzzzzzz?
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Vegas is to poolbaggery?
And of course E, Boobs
I would give her everything I own, just to have her spit on me, and say bad things about my mother. I always find it most attractive when I can’t tell what ethnicity a gal is.
TDM Boobs are to Overchoads as: Sansui AU amps are to Polk Monitors.
Scrotewank Jones and the furry furry Douchetrots @9.35PM FTW
I’d like to stick my candle in her wind.
TDM is alright, but there’s an awful lot of fuss made about her. Once the starch bomb explodes she’ll be such a hambeast.
And Dreuche, I don’t quite get your fascination with her. The way you refer to her anyone would be forgiven for thinking that you’ve quite the crush on her and yet, in my head, I still want to do you.
Confused.
I’m not the biggest fan of TDM. Sure, she has a kickin’ bod, but her face sucks, her smile blows and her cheecks fellatiate, uhm, ehr…wat was my problem, again?
E.
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And by E, I mean Eeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! Boobs not a though provoking response do evoke. Just a high pitched squeal from the all the high-friction spit-less pole thrashing I’m currently subjecting myself to.
Her face is next to prefect. An early entry for Hottsest Hott of the year. I’d stab a puppy for dame who looked like that.
Boobies.
.
Yes.
Smirk on rightmost douche makes me want to take off my shoe and Krushchev cute furry animals. I want to tie him to a wheelbarrow and roll him down a steep hill into a pit of alligators.
The years have not been kind to the guy from Los Lobos.
I’d like to brush her teeth.
I’d like to unclog her drain.
I’d like to Vlad her Impaler.
I’d like to cut a hole in her side anf fuck her guts. What?
I’m with Nancy. She belongs in the Hall of Hott, stat.
@Rev., it’s a little early for sado-sexual tortureporn, isn’t it?
@ Rev @ 6:39b
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This practice exists in nature – though inefective with humans – and is called traumatic insemination.
TDM is fine looking. Might be HOH. Although I am not too particular on what body part I’d like to ejaculate on.
@Wallnuts, I think the gates to the HoH are closed. Maybe there is limited seating. Personally, I’d eliminate some inductees to make room for TDM. Bag Islanders Bikini Hott or Sue-Ellen aren’t worthy to spray bronzer onto TDM’s cleavite.
@tall guy, As an avid follower of the site I’m fascinated with how long its taking to put her in the HOH. She’s no uggo and she has shown more than the usual required allotment of skin. You gotta admit, back in the old days she would have been in way sooner. And you should probably stick with the German chick, I’m a bit of a player. Not worth the inevitable frustration.
Somebody didn’t get enough attention from daddy.
^Hey, where’s the fuccen clock, you lazy bastage?
I’ll bet if she took off that below-the-shoulder-boulder-holder those titties would flop down to about her knees with the accompanying sound of a couple of still-born calves hitting a marble floor.
That rack looks exceptional in this pic. Dr. B, if they fell to the floor I’d be happy to pick them back up and hold them up for hours.
@ Dr. Bunsen, I dunna think so. I think that’s a pushup type bra, which she doesn’t need, and it only succeeds in adding some extra padding to the sideboob and detracting from their already perfect shape. Have you forgotten: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TDM_Front1.jpg
^ Bewbs in this pic seem distorted and we don’t know how long ago the pick in your link was taken. Gravity is a harsh mistress.
I agree. Tiny Dancer Maria in the Hall of Hott. Gentlemen, may I present my evidence?
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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/TDM_Front1.jpg
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/12/best-golden-globes-1-tiny-dancer-maria/
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/friday-thoughts-and-links-146/
I would go into a more in depth dissertation on qualifying attributes that support introduction into the Hall of Hott, but my dick’s pretty raw after running the “Tiny Dancer Maria” search.
I’m with Doc Bunsen re. gravity & her titties. They’re also starting to part company with one tittie going East & one tittie going West.
Douchal Lewis & Clark posing with Poke-a-hot-ass.
Nice.
A career in porn awaits our young ingenue…please God, a career in porn for this young ingenue.
She may be orange, but I still think she belongs in the HoH.
And so what if gravity is taking a toll on her breasts? So many comments on this site deride women for aftermarket bolt-on breasts. TDM clearly does not have any enhancement and it’s only natural that they won’t stay pointing upwards forever. We’re not 22 forever. As if any of you dudes would be grossed out if she unleashed them and mashed them into your face.
Also, the faces of these two dudes should have been carved into the marble basins of Roman vomitoriums to help induce spewage between rounds of gorging at big feasts.
If they turn any more orange, do they begin to melt?
AGREED! HoH for sure. Some of the best breastises I’ve seen in awhile.