Potato-Chip Hitler

    Monday, January 16, 2017

    Bro Zach Nation


    What a flaming Slouvakian dumpster fire. I don’t just mean this pic of Zach and his Bro, K-Whizz greasing up on Marissa as if her derriere is hosting a bake sale featuring a trenbolone sandwich. I’m talking bigger ‘bags to fry. Yes, even douchier than these spectacular meatwads.

    In four days a tangerine uvula will spittle across our collective national identity like an angry, castrated llama gnawing on a Jolly Rancher.

    For shame, America.

    You have given in to the dark forces of greasy pec butt fondle spikewank.

    HCwDB may be no more.

    But the time for mock has never been more important.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Friday, August 14, 2015

    Humpster Dumpster

    94043Humpster Dumpster sat on a wall,
    Humptster Dumpster had a great fall,
    All Stephanie’s besties,
    And all Stephanie’s friends,
    Agreed that Humpster Dumpster’s ginormous douchelips should be smacked with a rusty kaiser blade by Anthony Michael Hall.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, December 8, 2014

    Somewhere in Sheboygan, A Lone Fartfungusface Twaddles With Kelly

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    And as they twaddle, two lonely Bud Light Limes go undranked upon.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, February 4, 2014

    Marty McFLuffin

    unnamedSomewhere in Budapest, a raccoon lost it’s turd pellet.

    Look closely.

    Can you find it?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Monday, November 11, 2013

    Hawk Assholio Lights Melanie's Candle

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    Melanie’s older sister, Joan, felt a sudden surge of regret as she realized that they should’ve vacationed in Niagara Falls instead.

    Hawk Assholio felt a surge as well.

    But it was probably just his custom pocket rocket.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Thursday, September 5, 2013

    Semi-employed Ned Unbuttons Tablecloth Shirt, Scores Hottie Jewess Rachel

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    Semi-Employed Ned likes to mock conformity by wearing a mass produced “Obey” baseball cap with his clone-like adouchrements.

    Hottie Jewess Rachel dips apples in honey for Rosh Hashanah. Which is a euphemism for the sex.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, February 27, 2013

    Mogo the Candyman

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    Too Late.

    Woo Cindy ate the candy.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Wednesday, November 14, 2012

    HCwDB Gets a New Sponsor!

    The following email just came in:

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    Hello Editor,

    We are interested in placing the ad in you paper and online Could you please give a cost for 6 weeks. payment:by credit card

    Seeks Employees ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE/PAYROLL/BOOKKEEPER part time workers Plus Good Computer Skills, If you are interested or would like further information, please contact: walker1908@gmail.com

    Thanks

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    Seems legit. What could go wrong?

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, October 2, 2012

    Mini Hitler Chin

    Still out there.

    Still preparing to write Mein Chinf.

    # posted by douchebag1
    Tuesday, September 25, 2012

    Potato-Chip Hitler Does Not Approve

    Potato-Chip Hitler does not approve of Ciggy McGoebbels hitting on Aryan Anna.

    This post brought to you on Yom Kippur Eve by a Jew who now has one more thing to repent for tonight.

    # posted by douchebag1