Mandana
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013
Flock of Wristgulls
Shane learned quickly that nothing seduced the hotties of Mobile, Alabama, quite like tighty whitey armdanas.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012Slick Holds His Annual Between-Prison-Terms Party
Here we see Slick posing with his former cell mate, Shawn.
Er, I mean, Shawna.
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Okay, here’s a Daily Double Pear to help unharsh your mellow. Behold – Double Bubble .
Monday, July 9, 2012Headwound Horace and Angry Angie Approve of the HCwDB of the Week
Headwound Horace and Angry Angie may never claim an HCwDB of their own, so they’ll be content to vicariously approve another coupling’s victory (loss) instead.
Kind of like the failed athlete who cheers on his teammates at the Summer Games in London.
And by failed athlete, I mean insane professor of physics who’s discovered an alien in the trunk of a Chevy Malibu. And by Summer Games I mean Particle Man. And by London, I mean scarf.
Monday, June 18, 2012Headwound Horace Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
And by approves, Headwound Horace means lice.
Monday, November 21, 2011Headwound Harry
Giant mandanas.
Still out there.
Still scrotey.
Still bothering hot chicks who think it’s sexy to chomp Tootsie Roll pops.
Mmmm.. Brunette Carolina… how your bony suckle shoulders invert gremlin harmonics.
In a related story, “Invert Gremlin Harmonics” will be the name of my future synth indie techno band, that will only play gigs in Echo Park, and never advertise.
Tuesday, October 25, 2011It’s a Hard Knock Life for DJ
Ever think about what it’s like to be a celebrity D.J?
One minute you’re cranking up the iTunes pre-set playlist and pretending to do things with record players on a stage over thousands of sweaty state-school giggle hotties with limited vocabulary and sweaty poochle thighs.
The next, you’re selling your sphincter for crack beads and vending machine hot pockets outside a boarded up Woolworths off Interstate 5 and hoping there’s a sale on Cup O’ Soup at the local Big Lots.
And the painted ponies go up and down…
