Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Basics
A reader commented that we’ve been getting a little esoteric with some of the recent pics, so I thought I’d bring it back down to basics with a reminder of just what the classic hottie/scrotey combo looks like at its core essence.
This is either Joey Porsche or Johnny Blaze, two MySpace stars featured on the site a few months ago. Which one is it? Heck, I can’t tell them apart. The hair grease blinds my higher cognitive functions and makes me want to punch orphans, nuns and a cute baby seal in the nethers.
She’s a short, compact drink of suburban Long Island Iced Tea hotness.
He is wank.
Allow the hottie/greasy aroma to coexist in perfect HCwDB dissonance.
Back to basics, baybee. Back to basics.
