Douche Lee Returns
I’ve got a few more Douchies to hand out before the end of 2006, but for those of you jonsing for a new pic, this one’s a beauty. Yes, bow your heads, fellow ‘bags, ‘bag hunters and hotties. This is yet another extremely rare pic of the legendary spiritual Zen ubermensch, Douche Lee, snapped of the mystical D.L. in action just last week.
Yes, our intrepid witness to the Douche Lee manifestation has once again gone out and snapped a pic of this omnisexual spirit in action.
Let us never again question the Douche Lee, nor wonder about such trivialities as Its sexual orientation or identity. Let us simply marvel at Its ability to continue to summon the hottest tail this side of a New England harbor back-alley at 2am.
Douche Lee is a myth no longer. For now we can, no we must, believe in the spirit of the D.L.
Let us bow our heads in reverent prayer. We come to praise Its holy manifestation in all Its glorious earthly revelation. Let the legend of Douche Lee sing out across the lands in poem and song for all eternity to hear Its douchey cry.
