Brobotics
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Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Jen Kim's Wild Night
Your Wednesday Bros and Hotts on a Boat
“Bro!! Pass the Bud Light Lime!!” sad the cat with a wicked grin.
And the Jester said “Hoo Hoo!” and the Queen said “Haa Haa!”
And everybody got syphilis.
— Excerpt from Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Doucheyland
Tuesday, October 15, 2013Bros Bored By Pear
This post brought to you by broccoli, the brontosaurus, and the nation of Bromania.
Tuesday, September 10, 2013The Afflicted Soul of American Dispair
It takes a keen eye but, if you look closely, embedded in this off-the-cuff douchal boob grab lies the coded template for the paralytic craven rot plaguing the existential crisis of American soul.
Either that or some dickhead got a trust fund.
Thursday, July 25, 2013Bro's Be Pumpin'
Don’t be hatin’.
Actually, wait, yes, be hatin’. That’s the point of HCwDB. Like that famous 80s white, British reggae band, WEBH8N. You know. They had that hit. Yellow Yellow Pabst.
Okay, got nuthin’.
These muscle bros aren’t even that douchey. Except for the blackface, that is.
Bonus points for the first person to find the severed Bleeth carcass hidden somewhere in this image.
Thursday, April 11, 2013Pinky Tuscadero Jumps the Shart
I’ll take “Alcoholic Dysfunctional Hot Chicks Named Ashley and Kelly Who Hang Out With a Toolshed Named Manny” for $800, Alex.
And yes, those curves make me want to sing harmonic resonance from the top of a subaltern hillside wearing only a burka and several prominent crystal scrotal beads that were bedazzled to said scrotum by an Indian merchant named Kapur.
Monday, November 5, 2012Melons
This list of melons includes members of the plant family Cucurbitaceae with edible, fleshy fruit (e.g. gourds or cucurbits). The word “melon” can refer to either the plant or specifically to the fruit. Many different cultivars have been produced, particularly of muskmelons. Although the melon is a botanical fruit (specifically, a berry), some varieties may be considered culinary vegetables rather than fruits. The word melon derives from Latin melopepo, which is the latinization of the Greek μηλοπέπων (mēlopepon), meaning “melon”, itself a compound of μῆλον (mēlon), “apple” + πέπων (pepōn), amongst others “a kind of gourd or melon”.
Benincasa
Citrullus
Cucumis
Momordica
Boobfondlica
Steroidicus Lepus
Thursday, September 13, 2012Che Brovara
Of all the odious herpster appropriations, is there anything more annoying than Che?
Wednesday, August 29, 2012Semitic Hottie Sherrie Finds the Afikomen
It was hidden in Melvin’s Gunt.
Friday, August 24, 2012BroKevin Sees Boobs, Scratches Himself, Says "Groooo"
Eventually, BroKevin formed his first coherent word in weeks. That word was “Groooobs…”
