Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Semitic Hottie Sherrie Finds the Afikomen

It was hidden in Melvin’s Gunt.

# posted by douchebag1
3:22 pm August, 29 Vin Douchal said...

I think she also found the idiot line.

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On a related note, them Chick-fil-A bigots may be homophobic and pious but those succers make a fine spicy chicken samitch…

3:41 pm August, 29 Wheezer said...

That douche tank:

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THIS

SCHWA

REXY

COOKS

BUKKAKE

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“Being random” really needs to come to an end, man.

4:05 pm August, 29 creature said...

Sadie’s got a big nubian dong slung over her shoulder & she’s coyly trying to feed it in her navel

4:05 pm August, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Someone throw a Molotov cocktail from the bar filled with nails and broken glass and put these three out of their misery

4:09 pm August, 29 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

The foreman’s gonna be pissed when he finds out Melvin stepped away from his job of holding the ‘SLOW’ sign down by the overpass, and he’s gonna be fired when he found out Melvin snuck into the trailer in order to try and impress Sherrie with his toy that he swears he got as a gag gift.

4:16 pm August, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That chick wearing Romney’s jeans is White Sock, Dark Sock’s younger sister living in his caissoned concrete abode by the gulf until the storm blows over. She has eleven children, all Mullattoo of one form or another and works about an hour away with Emeril Lagasse. She walks around Sock’s house saying “BAM, BAM” as she thinks of the shit wage Emeril pays her for running crawdads through corn flour at her station. But she’s Sock’s favorite.

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His brother Blue Sock is the worst ironworker at the local foundry and not allowed inside the Biloxi city limits so he flees to low ground in NOLA. Blue Sock used to be called an “Unsub” until the paedophile running amok in the next county was caught and shot.

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Blue Sock did one good thing in his life right before he fled the state a few hours ago. He emailed the pictures of Olivia Munn to Mississippi. Little Boy Blue, he needed the money. Ow!

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I’d like to spank her Mons. Son.

4:18 pm August, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Oops. Wrong thread. Dark Sock’s OK though. Son.

4:46 pm August, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Daryl?

6:20 pm August, 29 Douchble Helix said...

Semetic? More like whale-like. Look at that blow hole where her belly button should be!

6:39 pm August, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The thing with Jew Broads is once you marry ’em they forget where the schmeckle is. Ya mean? You gotta get ’em whilst they’re young and single and then they blow you like that Hurricane that’s fuccen things up down south.

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These Jew Chicks never met them a goombah they wouldn’t give a hummer to, especially in these resorts and shore towns where jew and goyim mix and mingle and bang. Goyim, I says.

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This one here has a little too much beef on her from eatin’ too much matzoh brei and mandel bread. And by too much beef on her, I mean I would cover her in grass clippings and ride her like a dime store pony. Dime store pony, I says.

7:57 pm August, 29 Guid is Good said...

I would let her lick my matzo balls.

8:00 pm August, 29 The Dude said...

I’d get semitic on that hottie.

8:21 pm August, 29 REverend Chad Just Fucking Fucked said...

I never knew that fucking Mitt Romney was so young. He looked great on TV with all the ACDC/Led Zeppelin talk I was about to shit my pants. I talked with the guys in the bathroom about Obama’s cock and was left to prevail over these thugs with a larger, improved version of Obama’s cock. Michelle called it White Man’s Burden as I turned my attention to her luxurious bootay. Son.

8:40 pm August, 29 The Dude said...

Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin? I’m booking a ticket to Tampa, even though I’m a liberpole

8:46 pm August, 29 Sofa King said...

His shirt should read: This is What Sexy Looks Like if a Pile of Manure Was Sexy. His nickname back at the dorm: Hot Karl.

8:51 pm August, 29 Sofa King said...

Either she borrowed an enema nozzle from the elephant house at the Bronx Zoo, or that girl is holding the world’s oddest dildo.

10:17 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

ima bout stoned sons’

rains like a cow pissin ona flatt rockc bwee

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Ima not vgonna be a firsst respondder inna morninng

monss

urp

10:18 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

llights sitilll on ]

10:18 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

argle bargle

10:20 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

whether channel heffer sahys I am in a “land mass beetwen mobile and new orleans …fuck you birtch

10:20 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

FAOGHOETHHS

11:01 pm August, 29 Stephanie said...

Black Dildo girl is lining up guys who like it in the back door.

11:02 pm August, 29 Stephanie said...

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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