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Monday, August 19, 2013
Caption This
The bigger they are…
If you have a clever caption for Lurch and Mini-Tracy-Ullman here, please share it in the comments thread.
***REMINDER***
This will be a scholarly week spent on discussion of all things DoucheBaggish. There will be no distracting gratuitous pear. We are here to do serious work, not ogle glistening buttocks of callipygian goddesses.
That is all.
Tuesday, March 19, 2013"Fellini's Sadoucheicon" (1978)
Sorry undergrads, they only screen this one in grad-level classes.
Tuesday, November 20, 2012Hairwolf
Can anyone here fly a helicopter?
Kelly’s Mayan Eye of Foreplay visualizes group coital globb fondle in glorious and healthy ways. I salute her 80s workout shirt, and thank Vishnu for belly pooch potential. For there is always belly pooch potential. Don’t believe the fascists.
Thursday, October 4, 2012Peter Pumpin'head and Mary Meet "The Brosenstein"
Every b-movie producer knows that sooner or later, worlds must collide.
Like in 2016, when a desperate Marvel Studios attempts to milk the last penny by releasing “The Avengers Meet Mr. Popper’s Penguins.” Although I might actually pay to see that one.
Thursday, June 28, 2012The Craptastropher
It’s a craptastrophy.
Tuesday, June 26, 2012The Foreheadsman of the Apocalypse
Forehead studs for the societal loss.
Rachel’s doe eyes tell her father, uncle, and uncaring grandfather that she is never coming back to Omaha again.
Because, as Shakespeare once wrote, how can you go home to the farm after Carl Hungus?
Monday, April 9, 2012Mogootoo says, "Gloooooo"
Uh oh.
This week isn’t off to a good start.
Although, from a pure douchemock perspective, I suppose it is.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012Caption This
Laundry Gimp’s Night Out?
Yeah, let’s keep the interactive thing goin’ this fine Tuesday. Click on the “comments” link below and share YOUR caption, hot shot…Yeah, I’m talking to you, faithful long-time lurkers…
Thursday, August 25, 2011“Challo!!!”
“Chaddayou?”
“Ayeh em fine!!!!”
“Amedicane vimen ist chatttt, no??”
“Pleaze to tuch mine chezest chair?? Eeet is smmoth, don you chaagree??”
Tuesday, August 2, 2011Brazilian Emo Hulk is In Our Soulz, Typin’ On Our Computer!!
Aiyeee!!!
No hot chick!! No regular issue douchebag!!
Just uberpoo.
The creepy wrongness of Brazilian Emo Hulk is too much to endure…
Must…
Stare at…
Consciousness slowly returning…
EDIT: As per Wolfram74‘s suggestion in the comments thread, Brazilian Emo Hulk takes his rightful place in our digital leper colony quarantine we call the Closet of Poo.
