Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Hairwolf

Can anyone here fly a helicopter?

Kelly’s Mayan Eye of Foreplay visualizes group coital globb fondle in glorious and healthy ways. I salute her 80s workout shirt, and thank Vishnu for belly pooch potential. For there is always belly pooch potential. Don’t believe the fascists.

# posted by douchebag1
1:03 pm November, 20 I R A Darth Aggie said...

She looks a little…thick in the middle. Not that it is a bad thing.

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I’d hit it.

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I denounce myself.

1:16 pm November, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s a shitty way to have to earn a green card.

1:19 pm November, 20 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

Looks like an Island of Dr. Monsanto GMO gene splice of Stacy Keach from “Nice Dreams” and Christopher Lambert from “Highlander”.

1:30 pm November, 20 Douche Springsteen said...

He looks like he needs to run a brush through his hair, but douchebag? Not so sure.

1:35 pm November, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Red State Ontario says brother and sister from Sparkle City. Son.

1:48 pm November, 20 Baron Von Goolo said...

Pass.

1:55 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Tells recent immigrants that he’s Kenny G to get laid

2:01 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Danica Patrick, yum. She’s back on the market and coming to Fontana in March 24, 2013. Time for action, Vin

2:27 pm November, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The high waisted jeans and big middle are a bit of a boner kill…

2:44 pm November, 20 THEONETRUEDOUCHE said...

First the perfect fit of the belly baring t-shirt is that the breasts lift it so that the belly is exposed. This allows reprobates like me to day dream of her large perky breasts and to see a glimpse of skin.

The high waist jeans and pouch suggest a different theory of events.

Kelly is with child, The pregnancy glow is apparent. While she may not be proud of the father, she is proud that she will be the best mommy she can be. She is so looking forward to decorating the babies room, the baby shower her cousin Jennifer is planning, and how, despite what her Dad said about Melvin, he is sticking around,

Melvin on the other hand is taking his Uncle Lirgor’s advice. It is a very fine line between alcohol induced brain damage and an abortion.

2:44 pm November, 20 Ted Brogan said...

It concerns me when a girl’s jeans go up past her bellybutton.

2:47 pm November, 20 Ich verstehe sie ist heiß said...

VD@1:55 on fuccen fire i am dying

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BTW “Hairwolf” is the best douche name in some time. Not sure this is actually a douche but whatever.

4:07 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Fellers, it’s time to reflect on the greats, Fab Four plus Billy Preston (smoke ‘em if you’ve got ‘em):

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The Beatles – Rooftop Concert 1969

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Epsteins

4:49 pm November, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Kill it with fire! Props to Kelly and any other thoughtful gals keeping a fungus garden on thier gunt.

7:41 pm November, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Fellers, it’s time to reflect on the greats:

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Seinfeld – The Finale – Last Scene

9:44 pm November, 20 Stephanie said...

The guy clearly has a CD collection of 1980’s hair bands,so I don’t see much douche. The cheap suit hides that. There’s only bad music choices.

6:45 am November, 21 Captain Canuck said...

Agree that “Hairwolf” is an inspired name!

9:08 am November, 21 creature said...

the Undertaker from WWF

12:25 am November, 22 DarkSock said...

Dammit….let me be the one to say that Ted Brogan’s no-bullshit plaintive matter-o”-fact one liners best fit his avatar better than anyone else’s on this WHOLE DAMN SITE.

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Mo-Fo is consistent.

4:37 am November, 24 justmc said...

Altogether missing the greenlit-naughtiness of his mail-order-bride, Robert Frankenplant eschews a rufie in favor of chloroform.

10:45 am November, 26 Ted Brogan said...

Much appreciated, DarkSock. I owe you a Denver Omelet.

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